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Original Vintage Art & Text
Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “That Lonely Sound” in FIRST KISS #36, Feb. 1964. Curious to see more? Click the link to read the entire vintage comic book.
Transcript:
SCENE: A woman is talking with a man. A second man is standing nearby looking on.
WOMAN: You’re between lovers? How come?
MAN: ‘Cause I called dibs on being in the middle!
1964 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Charater Color: Allen Freeman
Matchmaker: John Lustig
36.2.3.1
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SCENE: A woman is talking with a man. A second man is standing nearby looking on.
WOMAN: You’re between lovers? How come?
MAN: ‘Cause I called dibs on being in the middle!
1964 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Charater Color: Allen Freeman
Matchmaker: John Lustig
36.2.3.1
WOMAN: You’re between lovers? How come?
MAN: ‘Cause I called dibs on being in the middle!
1964 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Charater Color: Allen Freeman
Matchmaker: John Lustig
36.2.3.1
And the winner for the “Not Getting Laid On This Date” award goes to…
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Today, Bonnie learned all pimps are the same. Other than the color of the ostrich feather sticking out of their hat.
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Bonnie: “Sorry. What was that Jack? I was too busy fantasizing about what that double chinned business man behind you would do with me and a jar of Nutella to pay attention.”
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Bonnie: “Now don’t get sassy Sugar Tits. Momma will buy you a new Jag when she gets back from the hairdresser if you’re a good boy toy.”
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Bonnie would never have imagined a socialist gigolo would be her turn on. But yet here she was, damper than Florida in July, and he hadn’t even started quoting from Das Kapital yet.
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Guy Behind Them: “I wonder if this is a bad time to ask how much it costs for a lap dance.”
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Guy Behind Them: “She’s undressing me with her eyes right now, isn’t she? I can feel it.”
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Guy Behind Them: “Crap! I’ve slept with both of them! How do they know each other? Just be cool. Keep walking. As long as they’re too busy arguing to notice me, this won’t get weird.”
Yeah, he had her in the first half and then let it slip away.
The Last Kiss competition is fierce for the “Not Getting Laid On This Date” award. So many worthy possible nominees!
“Why the long face?” You could show movies off that forehead.
Speaking of movies, this guy tried out for “This Island Earth” as one of the aliens. Alas, his forehead was too small!
“Then I ram my ovipositor down your throat and lay my eggs in your chest. But I’m not an alien!!!”
Mystery Science Theater 3000 😀
See? That’s what happens when you give a Conehead a toupee!