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Transcript:
SCENE: Sheena is about to plunge a knife into a huge alligator that is about to snack down on a young woman.
SHEENA: Silence, girl! Or you’ll attract more crocs!
WOMAN IN WATER: Boy,
you’re stupid! That’s a gator, not a croc! You can tell by…
SHEENA: I’ve changed my mind! Eat her!
1948 Artist Unknown New Dialogue: John Lustig
Jumbo #118
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SCENE: Sheena is about to plunge a knife into a huge alligator that is about to snack down on a young woman.
SHEENA: Silence, girl! Or you’ll attract more crocs!
WOMAN IN WATER: Boy,
you’re stupid! That’s a gator, not a croc! You can tell by…
SHEENA: I've changed my mind! Eat her!
1948 Artist Unknown New Dialogue: John Lustig
Jumbo #118
SHEENA: Silence, girl! Or you’ll attract more crocs!
WOMAN IN WATER: Boy,
you’re stupid! That’s a gator, not a croc! You can tell by…
SHEENA: I've changed my mind! Eat her!
1948 Artist Unknown New Dialogue: John Lustig
Jumbo #118
The Purist a poem by Ogden Nash
I give you now Professor Twist,
A conscientious scientist,
Trustees exclaimed, “He never bungles!”
And sent him off to distant jungles.
Camped on a tropic riverside,
One day he missed his loving bride.
She had, the guide informed him later,
Been eaten by an alligator.
Professor Twist could not but smile.
“You mean,” he said, “a crocodile.”