Original Published Art:
Artist unknown. From the story “You Can’t Make Believe!” In Bride’s Secrets #9, Aug. 1955. Published by Ajax-Farrell.
Transcript:
SCENE: Woman wearing a robe (and possibly nothing else) is lying on a couch.
WOMAN: Santa Baby, you’re so sweet! But exchanging your gifts every year is a hassle! So, this time, why not just fill my stockings with cash? $100 and $50 bills are best! Anything
smaller than a $10, I just throw out, of course!
1955 Artist Unknown Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
DJP.lk30
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SCENE: Woman wearing a robe (and possibly nothing else) is lying on a couch.
WOMAN: Santa Baby, you’re so sweet! But exchanging your gifts every year is a hassle! So, this time, why not just fill my stockings with cash? $100 and $50 bills are best! Anything
smaller than a $10, I just throw out, of course!
1955 Artist Unknown Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
DJP.lk30
WOMAN: Santa Baby, you’re so sweet! But exchanging your gifts every year is a hassle! So, this time, why not just fill my stockings with cash? $100 and $50 bills are best! Anything
smaller than a $10, I just throw out, of course!
1955 Artist Unknown Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
DJP.lk30
“Tell him I’ll be with him in a few minutes Stella…
…It’s going to take me that long to figure out what flavor whip cream I should wear for our date.”
…I’m too sultry at the moment. If I don’t frump-up by the time I see him, we’ll never make it out of the foyer!”
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“Yes I know…I told him I’d see him tonight for a change!..
…you see, I’m tired of beef and decided to try pork.”
…Usually I wear a blindfold and figure everything out by touch.”
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“A Mister Bonner is here Ma’am…
“Well send him away Stella! He’s got one too many ‘N’s in his name to do me any good.”
“Oh damn! I thought his name was Donner! Now where am I going to find a cannibal at this time of day?”
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You Can’t Make Believe…but as they soon found out, You Can Make Babies!
“Mr. Boner is here… sorry, Freudian slip. Speaking of slips, your robe is…”
Once YouTube uncrashes, look up “Cash Cash Cash” by Heywood Banks.
Here we go:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfLNBl3xzgs&feature=youtu.be
Mr. Bonner speaks, My dear, you’ve always had a problems with your memory. Your last position was dancing around a pole for dollar bills. I hold the deed to your lovely place. I pay the maid’s salary and provide you a generous allowance. Should I go shopping for a gift for my self. Perhaps, younger and prettier?
Santa Baby – Eartha Kitt – you tube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTCFi4l3nkY
Santa Baby on top panel. A potential for “I Want To Be Evil” on the bottom.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SS02GeKuWQ4
Eartha Kitt. What a fox.