A version of this comic originally ran in 2016. The woman was silent in that version. I thought it was time for her to react.
Original Vintage Art & Text
Art by Alice Kirkpatrick from the story “Claimed by the Past” from Cinderella Love #11, Oct. 1952. Published by Ziff-Davis. (Not to be confused with the Cinderella Love series published by St. John.)
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SCENE: Man sitting at a desk is talking to a woman who is standing by the side of his desk.
MAN: Get some money out of petty cash! I need to buy an election!
1952 Art: Alice Kirkpatrick Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
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MAN: Get some money out of petty cash! I need to buy an election!
1952 Art: Alice Kirkpatrick Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
DJP.lk252
Cinderella-Love-11_6_1
And that’s how Wanda ended up with a grafted giraffe penis.
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“Rick, I want to leave everything to you! You know more about it!..
…Which, considering I know nothing about it, isn’t actually saying a whole lot.”
…And no matter what decision you make, you can rest assured I’m going to bitch about it for decades to come!”
…I mean I’ve never even been inside a Turkish prison!”
…I mean you can even count to twenty-one when you’re naked! So you must be smart!”
…I mean if I can’t trust a guy who color coordinates his ties with the picture frames in his office, who can I trust?”
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Other Great Decisions Wanda Has Made In Her Life:
-That night in college where she proved girls can pee on electrified fences too.
-Putting on a meat dress like Lady Gaga shortly before going to pick up her Rottweilers from doggy day care.
-That tattoo…Not the one of Peppermint Patty and Snoopy getting it on…no…The one under the other breast…
-Taking that job as a “Twinkie Wrangler” for P Diddy without asking more questions upfront.
-Agreeing to be the Intimacy Coordinator on the upcoming Jenny McCarthy/Danny Devito rom-com.
First bleary eyed morning glance at the revision I thought he said he wanted to buy an erection.
Gotta say he looks stupid enough to be entertaining competing loan offers from Vito Genovese and Carlo Gambino.
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