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   fine jams and jellies since 1982 on August 13, 2019 at 9:34 pm

   “I’m not laughing at you! I’m laughing with all those people who are laughing at you!”
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   “But you do things to me Casey! Some of them are even legal in this state!”
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   “Oh wait. When I said ‘Ha Ha’, I didn’t mean it in a ‘ha ha funny’ kind of way. I meant it in a ‘ha ha. I’m giggling nervously cos this is so effin’ weird’ kind of way.”
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   “I’m not laughing at you Casey! I’m too busy gagging from your atrocious choice in perfumes to be able to laugh!”
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   “Oh Casey! I didn’t bring you out here to the middle of this swamp to laugh at you! I brought you out here to make it easier to hide the body!”
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   “Come my Dungaree Doll! Be my Naked Nanny! My Leather Lunchbox! My Handcuffed Habanero! My Lubed-Up Lollipop! My Shaving Cream Sheila! My…”
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   John on August 14, 2019 at 1:24 pm

   “I’m not laughing at you! I’m laughing with all those people who are laughing at you!”

   Meanwhile, I’m laughing at these comments. Thanks, Jam!

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   Dave Dell on August 15, 2019 at 5:31 am

   He’s asking for her to “do do” that Voodoo that she does so well.

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4. 

   PKM on August 16, 2019 at 5:05 pm

   (…you do things to me!)

   Yes, but that’s what you paid me for!

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   PKM on August 16, 2019 at 5:07 pm

   I’ve never met anyone like you, Casey… you do things to me! Now will you please put down the pliers?

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     John on August 17, 2019 at 1:43 pm

     Pliers and sex are rarely a good thing. And by “rarely” I mean, of course, never!

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