Original Vintage Art & Text
Art by George Harmon Coxe from the cover of Gangsters and Gunmolls #3, March 1952. Avon Periodicals. (Art reprinted from Avon Paperback #143, entitled “Flash Casey.”)
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SCENE: A woman pointing a handgun towards a man.
MAN: Wait! I didn’t sleep with her! And, if I did, it was just once! And I probably didn’t get her pregnant...this time!
1952 Published Art: George Harmon Coxe
Innocent ‘Til Caught: John Lustig
a Gangsters and Gun Molls 03 cover Cleaned
MAN: Wait! I didn’t sleep with her! And, if I did, it was just once! And I probably didn’t get her pregnant...this time!
1952 Published Art: George Harmon Coxe
Innocent ‘Til Caught: John Lustig
a Gangsters and Gun Molls 03 cover Cleaned
Crime Never Wins!
Except in Politics!
Then, Boy Howdy! It Wins Like A Shriner At A Hooker Convention!
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Did you ever hear about the Gangster Who Wore a Bow Tie?
Of course you haven’t! No one has! Cos all the other gangsters laughed at him. And sent their little sister to pistol whip his pansy butt.
Cos Real Gangsters Don’t Wear Bowties!
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Juanita Perez! As the Gypsy Killer! In…
My Little Pony: The Movie!
Let creepy middle aged men rejoice!
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“Crime’s Homicide Squad”…
“Insurance For Death”…
A gangster with a bowtie…
Is it just me or does feel like it’s going to just be the laziest written noir comic ever?
Like maybe the whole thing was written by a Mormon Youth Choir who were told to channel their inner-Mickey Spillane, but could only manage their inner-Mickey Mouse.
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Marie Swain. “Rod Baby”.
Are there going to be dick jokes?
Oh yes. There are going to be dick jokes.
How did Marie Swain get her nickname?
-As a consolation prize in high school. Her class was going to vote her “The Girl Most Likely To” in the year book. But she had to drop out her junior year because her second pregnancy was considered high risk.
-It’s actually the reverse. See, when Rodney Baby needs to unwind from a hard day’s work, be becomes…Marie Swain! Tart-At-Large!
-When she asked what the name of the new lollipop protype she was blind taste testing for her boyfriend was, that’s what she was told.
On all her feedback cards, she commented it had a nice mouth feel, but the finish was too salty.
-It’s her super villain name. She’s the arch-nemesis of The Schlong. Though sometimes she menaces The Pussy Willow. Just to keep things fresh.
-It’s a euphemism for Serlingsexuals. That is, people who are sexually attracted to Twilight Zone hosts.
Have a good weekend ya’ll.
Wow! Two 45’s and a gun!
She’s got bullets, and some in the gun.