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Transcript:
SCENE: Bride and groom getting married and kissing in a church.
BRIDE (thinks): <Sigh> No more premarital sex!
1958 Art: Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani Re-ink & Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
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SCENE: Bride and groom getting married and kissing in a church.
BRIDE (thinks): <Sigh> No more premarital sex!
1958 Art: Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani Re-ink & Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
DJP.lk127
BRIDE (thinks): <Sigh> No more premarital sex!
1958 Art: Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani Re-ink & Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
DJP.lk127
So which one of them is the inflatable sex doll again?
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Dave wondered if he had taken his curiosity too far. But Joan had told him she wouldn’t give “it” up until her wedding night. And he was just dying to find out what “it” was. So…
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“Here comes the bride. All dressed in white.”
“I see, but couldn’t they at least wait until after the ceremony was over? She’s never going to get the stain out of that veil.”
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“I now pronounce you Himbo and Bimbo. You may now tongue the bride.”
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“I knew those two would get together. They have so much in common.”
“Well they are both sleeping with the best man Ray. But I’m not sure that really counts as “much in common”.”
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And suddenly Dave thought:
“This is not my beautiful house! And this is not my beautiful wife!
“Oh. Right. Yeah. Duh.”
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And the best part is that the reception’s at Fudruckers!
Sorry if this is a duplicated set of comments.
Has there ever been a more romantic line than: “You may now tongue the bride.”
I think not. Thanks, Jams!
Fine jams and jellies (and maybe even marmalades?) said:
“Sorry if this is a duplicated set of comments.”
Duplicated from *whom*??
But, back to the couple:
No, now there’s extra-marital sex to be had!! Yes, sex on top of all of that marital humping!!
Had some technical trouble last night. Thought I had double posted.
If she finds sex out of wedlock to be exciting there is the second option of extramarital sex.
dave and fine jams… or something like that, for a third option!