A prime example of I-Don’t-Need-Birth-Control-Because-I’m-Going-to-Stay-A-Virgin (this time) logic.
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Art by Vince Colletta Studio in the story “Loves Lovely Mirage” in FIRST KISS #36, 1964.
Transcript:
SCENE: A young man and woman are in the foreground. They’re on a date. In the background is an older woman.
MAN: You have a chaperone?
WOMAN: Yes! And it’s so unnecessary! I’ve ALMOST never gotten pregnant…on a first date!
1964 Art: Vince Colletta Studio
Color: Allen Freeman
36.1.2.2
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SCENE: A young man and woman are in the foreground. They're on a date. In the background is an older woman.
MAN: You have a chaperone?
WOMAN: Yes! And it’s so unnecessary! I’ve ALMOST never gotten pregnant...on a first date!
1964 Art: Vince Colletta Studio
Color: Allen Freeman
36.1.2.2
MAN: You have a chaperone?
WOMAN: Yes! And it’s so unnecessary! I’ve ALMOST never gotten pregnant...on a first date!
1964 Art: Vince Colletta Studio
Color: Allen Freeman
36.1.2.2
I’m a Bio Chem major. Going to work for either Dow or Monsanto on an exciting new product called agent orange.
Big signing bonus headed my way. Gonna create some value for shareholders.
Let’s see how our DNA intermixes.
From a Walt Kelly “Pogo” newspaper cartoon strip:
“‘Almost never’ has an unpleasant sound of frequency to it.”
“Never shares a big bed with once.” Robert Heinlein (probably)
That doesn’t look so much like a chaperone as a….. what’s the French word for “voyeur”?