Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “Love Comics Later” in First Kiss #15, July 1960.
Transcript:
SCENE: Man and woman kissing and making out in the foreground. In the background is a much older woman and a piano.
YOUNGER WOMAN: Sex! Just what I wanted for my birthday!
OLDER WOMAN: Lucky me! It’s my birthday too!
1960 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman
15.3.7.5
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SCENE: Man and woman kissing and making out in the foreground. In the background is a much older woman and a piano.
YOUNGER WOMAN: Sex! Just what I wanted for my birthday!
OLDER WOMAN: Lucky me! It’s my birthday too!
1960 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman
15.3.7.5
YOUNGER WOMAN: Sex! Just what I wanted for my birthday!
OLDER WOMAN: Lucky me! It’s my birthday too!
1960 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman
15.3.7.5
I was going to love…and love again…and then love some more…why, I was going to love Love so hard that Love wouldn’t be able to wear tight briefs for two days after…
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…Because I wasn’t too late for love! But then I was late…and Love was all like, “Hey, I can’t be sure that it’s mine, ya know? You can’t expect to tie down Love like that…”
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Old Lady: “Excuse me Mister and Missus Palmer. I’m very glad you were so moved by your son’s rendition of ‘Go Tell Aunt Rhoda’. But your sexual intercourse is making it too awkward to continue the piano recital.”
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Love would not wait, and I wasn’t going to let it…but first I was going to finish fooling around with Love’s hot brother!
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Old Lady: “Who the hell are you people and why are you doing this in my living room?!?”
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Love would not wait and I wasn’t going to let it…Because we only had a half hour before my husband came home…
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Old Lady: “Gracious! I haven’t watched any live, hot sex since my last supper club meeting!”
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LOVE!!!!
Ahhh….. the long-awaited shift to GILF stories….
Dang It! I was going to make a crack about voyeuristic vampires who can only suck in front of little old ladies, but I forgot the punchline!