Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “The Girl Next Door” in First Kiss #3, May 1958.
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fine jams and jellies since 1982
on July 18, 2019 at 8:51 pm
Lois: “Oh No Sherry! Why did I forget you weren’t just a skank! But a lying skank!”
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“What are you talking about Sherry? I was talking about that conversation we had about whether Lady Ga Ga is really an overblown, no-talent wanna be.”
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“Oh Sherry! Why didn’t I realize sooner that all my bad decisions were your fault all along?!?”
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“Wait Sherry. Don was never my true love. He’s just really hung.”
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“…And not just a lying skank! But a flat chested one! I mean compare our silhouettes!”
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“Whoa. Hold on Sherry. I mean…everyone in town knows you’re easy. But a million casual dates? A million? You’re what? Twenty? Even McDonalds took a while to serve that much beef.”
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Lois: “Oh No Sherry! Why did I forget you weren’t just a skank! But a lying skank!”
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“What are you talking about Sherry? I was talking about that conversation we had about whether Lady Ga Ga is really an overblown, no-talent wanna be.”
__________________________________
“Oh Sherry! Why didn’t I realize sooner that all my bad decisions were your fault all along?!?”
__________________________________
“Wait Sherry. Don was never my true love. He’s just really hung.”
__________________________________
“…And not just a lying skank! But a flat chested one! I mean compare our silhouettes!”
__________________________________
“Whoa. Hold on Sherry. I mean…everyone in town knows you’re easy. But a million casual dates? A million? You’re what? Twenty? Even McDonalds took a while to serve that much beef.”
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Jams – “took a while to serve that much beef.” I’m still laughing. Great stuff.