The Question Reporters Really Want to Ask

The Question Reporters Really Want to Ask

Meanwhile, back in 1950…
See the original 1950 art and dialogue for today’s Last Kiss webcomic here.

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SCENE: Red-headed woman reporter with a Reporter's Notebook.

REPORTER: So, when did you start denying reality…and become an idiot?

Artist Unknown
Restoration & Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

©2014 Last Kiss Inc
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My Sex Life

My Sex Life

Below in the original art, Barney has a lifetime pass to the Museum of Boring.

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from First Kiss #4, 1958.

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from First Kiss #4, 1958.

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SCENE: A woman is talking to someone who is holding a book.

WOMAN: You’re in volumes #63-65! And a dream sequence in #69!

BOOK TITLE: My Sex Life
Vol. 1.by Vatta Von Tramp

Art: V. Colletta Studio Re-ink & Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

©2013 Last Kiss Inc.

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Writing a Best Seller

Writing a Best Seller

Original art by Vince Colletta Studio in First Kiss #33, 1963.

Original art by Vince Colletta Studio in First Kiss #33, 1963. Click on image to enlarge.

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SCENE: Woman talking to a man. She's sitting writing with a pen.

WOMAN: I’m writing a best seller! I don’t have a plot yet, but there’s lots of sex!

Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman

©2013 Last Kiss Inc

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Tell-All Sex Books

Tell-All Sex Books

Sooner or later most writers get asked to write a book about someone.

It’s rarely a good idea and the people who want you to write about them rarely have money.

It used to happen to me a lot when I was a reporter. Fortunately, since I started writing comics, it’s never happened.

And, honestly, if I was going to write anyone’s story, I’d write my own. But so far I haven’t offered myself enough money. And offering sex is pointless.

I’m already sleeping with myself..

 

 

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SCENE: Man talking to a woman holding a cocktail glass.

MAN: Let’s have an affair! Then you can write a tell-all book about me!

Art: Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia

Restoration & color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

©2013 Last Kiss Inc

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Risqué Business

Risqué Business

It’s a tough job, but somebody has to…oh, you know!

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WOMAN: I Need to research eight sex scenes by morning…or I’ll blow my deadline! Wanna help?

MAN: Romance writers…gotta love ‘em!

SIGN IN STORE WINDOW: Embrace your passion! Read in bed!

ART: Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani