Writing a Best Seller

Writing a Best Seller

Original art by Vince Colletta Studio in First Kiss #33, 1963.

Original art by Vince Colletta Studio in First Kiss #33, 1963. Click on image to enlarge.

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SCENE: Woman talking to a man. She's sitting writing with a pen.

WOMAN: I’m writing a best seller! I don’t have a plot yet, but there’s lots of sex!

Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman

©2013 Last Kiss Inc

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Tell-All Sex Books

Tell-All Sex Books

Sooner or later most writers get asked to write a book about someone.

It’s rarely a good idea and the people who want you to write about them rarely have money.

It used to happen to me a lot when I was a reporter. Fortunately, since I started writing comics, it’s never happened.

And, honestly, if I was going to write anyone’s story, I’d write my own. But so far I haven’t offered myself enough money. And offering sex is pointless.

I’m already sleeping with myself..

 

 

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SCENE: Man talking to a woman holding a cocktail glass.

MAN: Let’s have an affair! Then you can write a tell-all book about me!

Art: Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia

Restoration & color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

©2013 Last Kiss Inc

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Risqué Business

Risqué Business

It’s a tough job, but somebody has to…oh, you know!

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WOMAN: I Need to research eight sex scenes by morning…or I’ll blow my deadline! Wanna help?

MAN: Romance writers…gotta love ‘em!

SIGN IN STORE WINDOW: Embrace your passion! Read in bed!

ART: Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani

iPad, I Guess!

iPad, I Guess!

So much to read–so many ways to not have time to read it!

(But, sure! I would love an iPad.)

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SCENE: Man and woman smile at each other. Books in the background.

MAN: I’ve gone digital! Now I can carry around all the books I’ll never read!