Marry for Money? Never!

Marry for Money? Never!

And here’s the original 1960s art:

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SCENE: Woman talking to a man.

WOMAN: I’d never marry for money! But…how much are we talking about?

Art by Vince Colletta Studio

Wedding Wow

Wedding Wow

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SCENE: Bride and groom kissing.

BRIDE: Gee!I've never kissed a married man before!

Bored for a Ring

Bored for a Ring

Getting married is the perfect way to spice up a first date. If nothing else, it gives you something to talk about when you phone your lawyer the next day.

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WOMAN (talking on phone): It was so romantic! We ran out of things to do last night! So we got married!

Sex or Marriage?

Sex or Marriage?

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MAN: We’ll have wild sex every night!

WOMAN: But...I thought you wanted to get married!

Art by Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani

Complicated Sex

Complicated Sex

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SCENE: A woman talks to a man.

WOMAN: Before our honeymoon I thought I’d read up about sex! Apparently it’s more complicated with two people involved!

Art by Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani

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