by John | Apr 1, 2012 | Uncategorized
And here’s the original 1960s art:

↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman talking to a man.
WOMAN: I’d never marry for money! But…how much are we talking about?
Art by Vince Colletta Studio
by John | Dec 1, 2011 | Uncategorized
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Bride and groom kissing.
BRIDE: Gee!I've never kissed a married man before!
by John | Nov 6, 2011 | Uncategorized
Getting married is the perfect way to spice up a first date. If nothing else, it gives you something to talk about when you phone your lawyer the next day.
↓ TranscriptWOMAN (talking on phone): It was so romantic! We ran out of things to do last night! So we got married!
by John | Jul 31, 2011 | Uncategorized
↓ TranscriptMAN: We’ll have wild sex every night!
WOMAN: But...I thought you wanted to get married!
Art by Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani
by John | Jul 26, 2011 | Uncategorized
↓ TranscriptSCENE: A woman talks to a man.
WOMAN: Before our honeymoon I thought I’d read up about sex! Apparently it’s more complicated with two people involved!
Art by Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani