Comics to the Rescue

Comics to the Rescue

Longtime readers—with incredible memories—may recognize this comic as a modified version of one that I originally wrote for COMICS BUYER’S GUIDE way back in the ancient past before Last Kiss was a webcomic.

Inked by Dick Giordano in the story "My Foolish Heart" in FIRST KISS #21, 1961. Click image to enlarge.

Inked by Dick Giordano in the story “My Foolish Heart” in FIRST KISS #21, 1961. Click image to enlarge.


 
Transcript:

CAPTION: “On the highway of romance, our love had been hit by a moving van of pain and boredom. And now it was just a matter of scraping up the disgusting roadkill that remained of our marriage!
And yet…”

PANEL ONE SCENE: A mother comforts her crying adult daughter.

DAUGHTER: Mom! I still love him! What can I do?

MOM: have you two ever tried reading comic books?

PANEL 2:

SCENE: The daughter opens the door to a smiling man.

CAPTION: It sounded crazy! But after reading our first Last Kiss, we were like newlyweds again!

MAN: Good news! I bought out the comic shop! We can read comics every night!

DAUGHTER: At last, we’ll have something to do in bed!

CAPTION: Comics: Cheaper than alimony…and a lot more fun!

Inked by Dick Giordano
First Kiss #21, 1961
21.5.4.2-3

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CAPTION: "On the highway of romance, our love had been hit by a moving van of pain and boredom. And now it was just a matter of scraping up the disgusting roadkill that remained of our marriage!
And yet…"

PANEL ONE SCENE: A mother comforts her crying adult daughter.

DAUGHTER: Mom! I still love him! What can I do?

MOM: have you two ever tried reading comic books?

PANEL 2:

SCENE: The daughter opens the door to a smiling man.

CAPTION: It sounded crazy! But after reading our first Last Kiss, we were like newlyweds again!

MAN: Good news! I bought out the comic shop! We can read comics every night!

DAUGHTER: At last, we’ll have something to do in bed!

CAPTION: Comics: Cheaper than alimony…and a lot more fun!

Inked by Dick Giordano
First Kiss #21, 1961
21.5.4.2-3

We’ve Got to Elope—Faster!

We’ve Got to Elope—Faster!

Must…reach…warp speed!

Inks by Dick Giordano from the story "Heartbreaker" in FIRST KISS #12, 1960.

Inks by Dick Giordano from the story “Heartbreaker” in FIRST KISS #12, 1960.

 
Transcript:

SCENE: A man is driving in a car and a woman is riding next to him.

WOMAN: Hurry! We’ve got to elope…before I change my mind!

1960 Inks: Dick Giordano Color: Allen Freeman
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SCENE: A man is driving in a car and a woman is riding next to him.

WOMAN: Hurry! We've got to elope...before I change my mind!

1960 Inks: Dick Giordano Color: Allen Freeman
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The Women Men Marry…

The Women Men Marry…

Art by Sid Green from the story "If I Lose You--" in NEW ROMANCES #13, 1952.

Art by Sid Green from the story “If I Lose You–” in NEW ROMANCES #13, 1952.

 
Transcript:

WOMAN: You’re the kind of girl men marry! But I’m the kind they wish they’d married!

1952 Art: Sid Greene Re-Creation: Elite Avni-Sharon

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WOMAN: You’re the kind of girl men marry! But I’m the kind they wish they’d married!

1952 Art: Sid Greene Re-Creation: Elite Avni-Sharon

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Honeymoon Hopes

Honeymoon Hopes

Unsigned, but probably by Charles Nicholas & Vince Colletta. From the cover of BRIDES IN LOVE #10, 1958.

Unsigned, but probably by Charles Nicholas & Vince Colletta. From the cover of BRIDES IN LOVE #10, 1958.

 
Transcript:

SCENE: Smiling groom carrying a smiling bride over the threshold.

BRIDE: This is so much fun! I can’t wait to do it again!

Artist Unknown Restoration & color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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Unsigned, but probably by Charles Nicholas & Vince Colletta. From the cover of BRIDES IN LOVE #10, 1958.

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SCENE: Smiling groom carrying a smiling bride over the threshold.

BRIDE: This is so much fun! I can’t wait to do it again!

Artist Unknown Restoration & color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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Unsigned, but probably by Charles Nicholas & Vince Colletta. From the cover of BRIDES IN LOVE #10, 1958.

She’s a Rose by any other Name

She’s a Rose by any other Name

Inks by Dick Giordano from the story "Hello Beautiful" in FIRST KISS #12, 1960.

Inks by Dick Giordano from the story “Hello Beautiful” in FIRST KISS #12, 1960.

 
Transcript:

MAN: I know everything about you that I need to know! Marry me, Ruby!

WOMAN: My name’s Rose, but… close enough!
Inks: Dick Giordano Color: Allen Freeman
©2015 Last Kiss Inc
12.5.4.4

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MAN: I know everything about you that I need to know! Marry me, Ruby!

WOMAN: My name’s Rose, but... close enough!
Inks: Dick Giordano Color: Allen Freeman
©2015 Last Kiss Inc
12.5.4.4