by John | Jul 19, 2016 | Uncategorized
While I’ve used this gag before (with very different art), I couldn’t resist reviving it now since I’ll be at Comic-Con International in San Diego all week.
(You can find me and oodles of Last Kiss art at Prism Comics—Booth #2144. (See my scheduled hours.) Plus additional Last Kiss goodies are for sale at World Famous Comics—Booth #5560.)
No honeymoon for me, however. But I do expect to read a few comics this week—possibly in bed!

Pencils by Charles Nicholas. ( Inks possibly by Jon D’Agostino.) From the story “The End of the Honeymoon” in BRIDES IN LOVE #1, 1956.
Transcript:
SCENE: Groom and his red-headed bride are about to kiss. Eyes closed.
GROOM: Just think! We can spend our entire honeymoon in bed…reading comics!
BRIDE: Dibs on the bottom bunk!
1956 Pencils: Charles Nicholas Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
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↓ TranscriptSCENE: Groom and his red-headed bride are about to kiss. Eyes closed.
GROOM: Just think! We can spend our entire honeymoon in bed...reading comics!
BRIDE: Dibs on the bottom bunk!
1956 Pencils: Charles Nicholas Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
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by John | Jun 14, 2016 | Uncategorized

Art by Irv Novick from the story “My Borrowed Kisses” in BEST ROMANCE #7, 1952.
Transcript:
BRIDE: My mom thinks we’ll only last six months!
GROOM: Ha! I say at least a year!
1952 Art: Irv Novick Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
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↓ TranscriptBRIDE: My mom thinks we’ll only last six months!
GROOM: Ha! I say at least a year!
1952 Art: Irv Novick Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
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by John | Jun 2, 2016 | Uncategorized

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “Playin’ It Cool” in FIRST KISS #12, 1960.
Transcript:
PANEL #1
SCENE: Young man and woman in car outside a hot dog stand.
WOMAN: Another cheap date? Great! the more you save the sooner you can buy me…An engagement ring!
PANEL #2:
SCENE: Woman holds out here ring finger.
MAN: Babe, right now, I can’t even afford onion rings!
PANEL #3:
SCENE: Man chomps on a hot dog as the woman looks on.
MAN: But someday I’ll buy ya’ a diamond ring as big as your appetite! And we’ll be eatin’ in joints so fancy that I’ll haveta apologize when I fart!
WOMAN: Hot dog!
1960 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman
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↓ TranscriptPANEL #1
SCENE: Young man and woman in car outside a hot dog stand.
WOMAN: Another cheap date? Great! the more you save the sooner you can buy me...An engagement ring!
PANEL #2:
SCENE: Woman holds out here ring finger.
MAN: Babe, right now, I can’t even afford onion rings!
PANEL #3:
SCENE: Man chomps on a hot dog as the woman looks on.
MAN: But someday I’ll buy ya’ a diamond ring as big as your appetite! And we’ll be eatin’ in joints so fancy <Burp!> that I’ll haveta apologize when I fart!
WOMAN: Hot dog!
1960 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman
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by John | May 29, 2016 | Uncategorized

Art by Jon D’Agostino from the cover of FIRST KISS #4, 1958.
Transcript:
SCENE: Woman crying behind a door as soldier leaves a taxi cab and is preparing to come inside.
WOMAN (thinking): He’s…alive?!! Oh, if only I’d known this before…I married at least three of his brothers!
Art: Jon D’Agostino Color: John Lustig
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↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman crying behind a door as soldier leaves a taxi cab and is preparing to come inside.
WOMAN (thinking): He’s…alive?!! Oh, if only I’d known this before...I married at least three of his brothers!
Art: Jon D’Agostino Color: John Lustig
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by John | May 17, 2016 | Uncategorized

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “The Magic Perfume” in FIRST KISS #5, 1958. Click image to enlarge.
Transcript:
SCENE: Woman putting perfume behind her ear while a woman and a man look on.
PERFUME WOMAN: My idiot boyfriend dumped me…just because I wanna get married…to someone else!
1958 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Dan McConnell
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↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman putting perfume behind her ear while a woman and a man look on.
PERFUME WOMAN: My idiot boyfriend dumped me…just because I wanna get married…to someone else!
1958 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Dan McConnell
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