Can’t Get Married Until…

Can’t Get Married Until…

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story "A Moment to Remember" in FIRST KISS #21, 1961.

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “A Moment to Remember” in FIRST KISS #21, 1961.

Transcript:

SCENE: A woman looks on as another woman holds the arm of a smiling man.

WOMAN (holding man’s arm): We’re getting married…just as soon as he gets a divorce…and finds a job as
a poet!

1961 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman

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SCENE: A woman looks on as another woman holds the arm of a smiling man.

WOMAN (holding man's arm): We’re getting married...just as soon as he gets a divorce...and finds a job as
a poet!

1961 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman

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Mistaken Marriages?

Mistaken Marriages?

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story "He loves Me Not" in FIRST KISS #3, 1958.

Art by the Vince Colletta Studio from the story “He loves Me Not” in FIRST KISS #3, 1958.

Transcript:

SCENE: Man and woman are cheek-to-cheek and have their eyes closed in rapture. Big moon in the background.

WOMAN: if only we’d met sooner…I wouldn’t have married most of my other husbands!

1957 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman

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SCENE: Man and woman are cheek-to-cheek and have their eyes closed in rapture. Big moon in the background.

WOMAN: if only we’d met sooner…I wouldn’t have married most of my other husbands!

1957 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman

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Sex or Comics?

Sex or Comics?

While I’ve used this gag before (with very different art), I couldn’t resist reviving it now since I’ll be at Comic-Con International in San Diego all week.

(You can find me and oodles of Last Kiss art at Prism Comics—Booth #2144. (See my scheduled hours.) Plus additional Last Kiss goodies are for sale at World Famous Comics—Booth #5560.)

No honeymoon for me, however. But I do expect to read a few comics this week—possibly in bed!

Pencils by Charles Nicholas. ( Inks possibly by Jon D'Agostino.) From the story "The End of the Honeymoon" in BRIDES IN LOVE #1, 1956.

Pencils by Charles Nicholas. ( Inks possibly by Jon D’Agostino.) From the story “The End of the Honeymoon” in BRIDES IN LOVE #1, 1956.

Transcript:

SCENE: Groom and his red-headed bride are about to kiss. Eyes closed.

GROOM: Just think! We can spend our entire honeymoon in bed…reading comics!

BRIDE: Dibs on the bottom bunk!

1956 Pencils: Charles Nicholas Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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SCENE: Groom and his red-headed bride are about to kiss. Eyes closed.

GROOM: Just think! We can spend our entire honeymoon in bed...reading comics!

BRIDE: Dibs on the bottom bunk!

1956 Pencils: Charles Nicholas Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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The Temporary Bride

The Temporary Bride

Art by Irv Novick from the story "My Borrowed Kisses" in MY BORROWED KISSES #7, 1952.

Art by Irv Novick from the story “My Borrowed Kisses” in BEST ROMANCE #7, 1952.

Transcript:

BRIDE: My mom thinks we’ll only last six months!

GROOM: Ha! I say at least a year!

1952 Art: Irv Novick Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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BRIDE: My mom thinks we’ll only last six months!

GROOM: Ha! I say at least a year!

1952 Art: Irv Novick Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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Onion Ring or Diamond Ring?

Onion Ring or Diamond Ring?

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story "Playin' It Cool" in FIRST KISS #12, 1960.

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “Playin’ It Cool” in FIRST KISS #12, 1960.

Transcript:

PANEL #1
SCENE: Young man and woman in car outside a hot dog stand.
WOMAN: Another cheap date? Great! the more you save the sooner you can buy me…An engagement ring!

PANEL #2:
SCENE: Woman holds out here ring finger.
MAN: Babe, right now, I can’t even afford onion rings!

PANEL #3:
SCENE: Man chomps on a hot dog as the woman looks on.

MAN: But someday I’ll buy ya’ a diamond ring as big as your appetite! And we’ll be eatin’ in joints so fancy that I’ll haveta apologize when I fart!

WOMAN: Hot dog!

1960 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman

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PANEL #1
SCENE: Young man and woman in car outside a hot dog stand.
WOMAN: Another cheap date? Great! the more you save the sooner you can buy me...An engagement ring!

PANEL #2:
SCENE: Woman holds out here ring finger.
MAN: Babe, right now, I can’t even afford onion rings!


PANEL #3:
SCENE: Man chomps on a hot dog as the woman looks on.

MAN: But someday I’ll buy ya’ a diamond ring as big as your appetite! And we’ll be eatin’ in joints so fancy <Burp!> that I’ll haveta apologize when I fart!

WOMAN: Hot dog!

1960 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman

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