by John | Jul 26, 2016 | Uncategorized
Art by Vince Colletta from the story “Lucky Liz” in FIRST KISS #9, 1959.
Transcript:
SCENE: Woman walking away from a plane at the airport.
WOMAN: If life’s a journey, I want a window seat…and free cocktails!
1957 Art: Vince Colletta Color: Allen Freeman
9.4.3.2
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman walking away from a plane at the airport.
WOMAN: If life’s a journey, I want a window seat…and free cocktails!
1957 Art: Vince Colletta Color: Allen Freeman
9.4.3.2
by John | Jan 30, 2014 | Uncategorized
Okay. That was embarrassing, but at least your mom gave everything back…Hey, where’s “Dildo Dick” and my tube of strawberry lube?
Meanwhile, back in 1959…
See the original 1959 art and dialogue for today’s Last Kiss webcomic here.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman looking into an open suitcase.
WOMAN: But, honey, if this is your mom’s stuff…who has my suitcase of sex toys?
Art: Dick Giordano Color: Allen Freeman
©2014 Last Kiss Inc
7.2.5.2
by John | Nov 15, 2012 | Uncategorized
Click image to enlarge.
On the right is the original First Kiss #4 art from 1958. If something looks a little off it’s because I gave the Last Kiss version a head transplant.
No, I didn’t dig up the head from a graveyard. I stole this beauty from elsewhere in the story.
It’s by the same artist and features the same character. But, to me, it’s a better head.
Is this wrong? A perversion of art, science and Photoshop? Absolutely!
But what could I do?
It’s always hard to turn down good head.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman with suitcase.
WOMAN: I’m not leaving forever...just until you’re rich and famous!
Art: John Tartaglione
Digital Cleanup: Heather Chesnut
Color: Dan McConnell
©2012 Last Kiss Inc
by John | Jan 2, 2011 | Uncategorized
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↓ TranscriptSCENE: Man at a tropical hotel.
CAPTION: Are you too depressed to think straight?
CAPTION: Too rich to spend all your money?
CAPTION: Too gullible to stop reading now?
CAPTION: Then Last Kiss To Go is the vacation company you’ve been waiting for!
CAPTION: We guarantee we’ll keep your money whether you’re happy or not!
MAN: I’m still depressed,
but spending a fortune to come here was worth it!
MAN (again): Now I’ve got a tan!
Art by Charles Nicholas and Sal Trapani
by John | Oct 3, 2010 | Uncategorized
Unlike this unhappy couple, I’m planning to have a great time on my trip. This Tuesday I’m flying to the Big Apple for the New York Comic Con. (I’ll be at table D14 in Artist’s Alley.)
The con runs Oct. 8-10, but I’m arriving in town early to visit with friends and attend the pre-show ICv2 conference. And, if there’s time, I might even catch up on some sleep before things start getting crazy!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Exterior of a passenger jet in mid flight.
VOICE (from plane): I don’t care how many bonus miles this cost you! The honeymoon is off!
aviation