No Sex, Please! We’re Comic Characters!

No Sex, Please! We’re Comic Characters!

So…fake it ’til you make it?

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Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by John Tartaglione from “My Confidence Man” in First Kiss #5, 1958. Charlton. The story begins on Page 13.

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SCENE: Man and woman looking very serious and somewhat depressed together.

MAN: it’s okay! I’ve been faking my orgasms too!

1958 Art: John Tartaglione Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Orgasmic Gag: John Lustig

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Minnie the Mind Reader

Minnie the Mind Reader

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “The Gay Deception” in First Kiss #8, 1959. Charlton. The story begins on Page 3.

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TITLE/LOGO: Minnie the Mind Reader

SCENE: A man has his back to us. In the background, a woman faces him and looks at him.

WOMAN (thinking): He likes my hair! He wants to kiss my plump lips! He wants to motorboat my girls! He wants to...oh my! This one’s a keeper!

1959 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman
Writer: Tony Isabella

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Birthday Sex

Birthday Sex

Actually Jan. 25 is my birthday. So…happy me!

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “He Loves Me Not” in First Kiss #3, May 1958. Published by Charlton. The story begins on Page 14.

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WOMAN TALKING TO A MAN: Sex? Tonight? But it's not a holiday...or your birthday!

1958 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman

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Seeing Someone Else?

Seeing Someone Else?

A new Last Kiss by Tony Isabella & Diego Jourdan Pereira!

Original Vintage Art & Text

Artist unknown. From the art for a text story call “Love Is All” in Thrilling Romances #25 , March 1954. Published by Standard Comics. The story begins on Page 24.

 

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WOMAN: I’ll say it: I’m seeing someone else!



MAN: What? Who is the blighter?



WOMAN: That’s not what I mean. I don’t like how you look.



WOMAN: So when we have sex, I picture someone else.



MAN: But we can still have sex, right?



MAN: I can work with that.

1954 Artist Unknown Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer: Tony Isabella

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Have You Checked Lost & Found?

Have You Checked Lost & Found?

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “A Bouquet of Roses” in First Kiss #20, May 1961. Published by Charlton. The story begins on Page 3.

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Forlorn-looking, pipe-smoking man is in the background. He's looking towards a woman who's in the background.

MAN: Y-You lost your virginity? When?where?

WOMAN: I don’t know! But...I’m sure it’ll turn up eventually!

Art by Vince Colletta Studio Color by Allen Freeman


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