Let’s Forget about Last Night

Let’s Forget about Last Night

Many thanks to my brother-in-law Rich Hernandez for the gag!

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by John Tartaglione from the story “Elopement” in First Kiss #4, July 1958. Published by Charlton.

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Scene: A man and a sad-looking woman are embracing.

MAN: Let’s just forget about what happened last night!

WOMAN: Which part? The clown, the trapeze, or...the box of one-size-doesn’t-fit-all condoms?

1958 Art: John Tartaglione New Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writers: Rich Hernandez & John Lustig

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Handy Handsy Man

Handy Handsy Man

Original Vintage Art & Text

Inks by Dick Giordano from the story “Heartbreaker” in First Kiss #12, Jan. 1960.

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WOMAN (to Man): How do you feel?

MAN: With both hands...if you let me!

1960 Inks: Dick Giordano New Color: Allen Freeman
Handy in a Pinch: John Lustig

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Ropa a Dopes

Ropa a Dopes

Original Vintage Art & Text

Artist Unknown. (Although at least one comics historian thinks it was Matt Baker & John Forte.) From the Glory Forbes story in Rangers Comics #42, Dec. 1948. Published by Fiction House.

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SCENE: A man and a woman are tied up.

MAN: Well, this is...disappointing!

WOMAN: I know! Next time we try bondage...maybe only one of us should be tied up!

1948 Art: Artist Unknown Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Bound for Glory: John Lustig

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Complicated Sex

Complicated Sex

Original Vintage Art & Text

Penciller unknown. Inked by Dick Giordano. First appeared in First Kiss #21, 1961.

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SCENE: Man and woman sitting on the grass. He looks very down, maybe even depressed.

MAN: Mom’s right! Sex is more complicated...with two people!

1961 Inks: Dick Giordano Color: Allen Freeman
Complicated Guy: John Lustig
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Learning to Love

Learning to Love

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Nick Cardy from “Good-Time Girl” in My Real Love #5, 1952. Standard Comics. No link because the original comic book isn’t online.

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SCENE: Middle-aged man with a mustache talking to a young, red-headed woman.

MAN: I’m learning so much from my students!

WOMAN: Really? What are you teaching?

MAN: Sex Ed!

1952 Character Art: Nick Cardy Re-inked and colored: Allen Freeman
Student of Life: John Lustig
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