One Last Kiss?

One Last Kiss?

Another gag courtesy of my brother-in-law Rich Hernandez. Thanks, Rich!

Original Vintage Art & Text

One comic authority guessed that Matt Baker was the penciler of this art. Anther guessed that Vince Colletta penciled it. Both agreed that Colletta inked it. So I’m just crediting it to the Vince Colletta studio to cover my bases. (Colletta had a lot of different artists assisting him in his studio.) The art is from “His Face Before Me” in Romance Stories of True Love #51, Sept. 1958. Harvey Comics.

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SCENE: Man and woman very close as they stare at each other. The woman seems alarmed. The man has one hand on the side of her face.

MAN: C’mon!
Just one more smooch!

WOMAN: A last kiss? B-but...That’s how I got pregnant last time!

1958 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer: Rich Hernandez

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Let’s Forget about Last Night

Let’s Forget about Last Night

Many thanks to my brother-in-law Rich Hernandez for the gag!

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by John Tartaglione from the story “Elopement” in First Kiss #4, July 1958. Published by Charlton.

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Scene: A man and a sad-looking woman are embracing.

MAN: Let’s just forget about what happened last night!

WOMAN: Which part? The clown, the trapeze, or...the box of one-size-doesn’t-fit-all condoms?

1958 Art: John Tartaglione New Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writers: Rich Hernandez & John Lustig

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Handy Handsy Man

Handy Handsy Man

Original Vintage Art & Text

Inks by Dick Giordano from the story “Heartbreaker” in First Kiss #12, Jan. 1960.

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WOMAN (to Man): How do you feel?

MAN: With both hands...if you let me!

1960 Inks: Dick Giordano New Color: Allen Freeman
Handy in a Pinch: John Lustig

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Ropa a Dopes

Ropa a Dopes

Original Vintage Art & Text

Artist Unknown. (Although at least one comics historian thinks it was Matt Baker & John Forte.) From the Glory Forbes story in Rangers Comics #42, Dec. 1948. Published by Fiction House.

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SCENE: A man and a woman are tied up.

MAN: Well, this is...disappointing!

WOMAN: I know! Next time we try bondage...maybe only one of us should be tied up!

1948 Art: Artist Unknown Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Bound for Glory: John Lustig

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Complicated Sex

Complicated Sex

Original Vintage Art & Text

Penciller unknown. Inked by Dick Giordano. First appeared in First Kiss #21, 1961.

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SCENE: Man and woman sitting on the grass. He looks very down, maybe even depressed.

MAN: Mom’s right! Sex is more complicated...with two people!

1961 Inks: Dick Giordano Color: Allen Freeman
Complicated Guy: John Lustig
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