by John | Sep 22, 2024 | Blog
Original Vintage Art & Text
Inks by Vince Colletta from the cover of First Kiss #5, Sept. 1958. Published by Charlton.
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↓ TranscriptSCENE: Man and woman embracing, talking and probably about to kiss.
CAPTION: Never a social butterfly--or even a particularly likable caterpillar--Ron Redux doesn’t date! Or talk to women! Or even leave his house! But then, one day he’s struck by a magical bolt of comic book irony and becomes everyone’s favorite superhero...Major Success!
MAN: Nothing is impossible for me now! I can fly! turn time backwards! and bend men to my will!
WOMEN: What about women? Can you...bend me?
MAN: Honey, if you were anymore bendable, you’d be a puddle on the floor!
WOMAN: Then get a mop, baby! and kiss me quickly...because I‘m melting fast!
CAPTION: Remember, kids! Don’t try this at home...unless you’ve got flood insurance!
1958 Inks: Vince Colletta New Color: Allen Freeman
Have Mop, Will Travel: John Lustig
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by John | Sep 17, 2024 | Blog
More Last Kiss fun with “fine jams and jellies since 1982!” Thanks, Jams!
↓ TranscriptWOMAN (with a writing pen--thinking): Dear Penthouse,
I never thought I’d be writing this letter. But my honeymoon with Rick was so boring! All he wanted to do was have sex...and mostly with me! But then this cute hotel maid came in! And--
WOW! Suddenly I wasn’t a bit bored...
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1959 Art: Vince Colletta New Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Honorary Penthouse Editors: John Lustig & “fine jams and jellies since 1982”
by John | Sep 15, 2024 | Blog
Original Vintage Art & Text
Art by John Tartaglione from the story “My Confidence Man” in First Kiss #5, Sept. 1958.
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↓ TranscriptMAN: First you accidentally slipped...and I caught you!
WOMAN: Then we accidentally kissed!
MAN: Then we accidentally made love!
WOMAN: And now we’re going to accidentally have a child...and accidentally get married!
1958 Art: John Tartaglione New Color: Allen Freeman
Accident Prone: John Lustig
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by John | Sep 1, 2024 | Blog
Happy Labor Day from me and my frequent partner in hilarity Mike Pascale.
Original Vintage Art & Text
Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “The Gay Deception” in First Kiss #8, 1959.
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↓ TranscriptWOMAN #1: My Labor Day party will have beer, burgers, buns and wieners!
WOMAN #2: Buns and…wieners? You mean…
WOMAN #1: Yup! Male strippers from... Big Bob’s Sausage Bar!
1959 Art: Vince Colletta Studio New Color: Allen Freeman & Mike Pascale
Bouncers: Mike Pascale & John Lustig
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by John | Aug 6, 2024 | Blog
A new tale of torrid lust from Tony Isabella & Diego Jourdan Pereira!
Original Vintage Art & Text
Art by Mike Sekowsky from the story “I Need Your Love” in New Romances #16, June 1953.
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↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman opens her door and sees another woman and man standing on her porch.
FIRST WOMAN: If it isn’t the Terwillingers! The Life of the party!
MAN: *Moan*
SECOND WOMAN: Chad left behind the remote...for an intimate device. It seems someone has activated it..causing him discomfort.
MAN: *Moan*
SOUND EFFECT: Buzzzz
FIRST WOMAN: Oh, dear. is that what the cats...have been playing with?
1953 Art: Mike Sekowsky New Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer: Tony Isabella
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