by John | Jun 20, 2023 | Uncategorized
The Gag
This one’s unusual because it’s the first time Tony Isabella has come up with a gag not inspired by a piece of existing art. His original idea was for this to be a male baseball player who’d tried out for a “recreational” baseball team. He figured I’d have some comic art featuring baseball players. And I do.
But nothing that seemed quite right. And I had nothing at all with a baseball player at a bar sadly telling his tale of woe—which would’ve been Tony’s ideal version of the art.
So, I created some new art using artificial intelligence. But first I suggested to Tony that we make the baseball player a beautiful woman softball player. And instead of her trying out for her a recreational team, she wanted to be on her church’s team.
Tony liked the suggestions so much that he suggested we share writing credit for the gag. (I still think my suggestions were more along the lines of good editing than writing, but I’m happy to share a byline with Tony!)
The Art—First Attempt
Above is my preliminary art attempt using the MidJourney platform.
Typically, I’ll go through anywhere from 10 to or more attempts before I get a final piece of art. But here, something very close to the final art showed up in my very first attempt.
However, I asked MidJourney to give me some additional variations—just to see what would happen. I liked some very much. But most didn’t seem quite right for this gag. Or they had some sort of A.I. weirdness that would’ve taken too much time to clean up.
As for the word prompts used to create the art, I tell MidJourney to use several late-but-great comic book artist as influences. This time, though, I added Norman Rockwell to the art influences and listed him first so his work would be the primary art influence.
Second Attempt
Again, I liked all four of these—particularly the first in the upper left. But she’s behind the bar and appears to be the bartender instead of a customer. Plus, she’s not wearing a baseball cap. Two of the other three have the women wearing either a dress or a long, tight skirt—which seemed improbable for any sort of modern sports play. So, I decided to spin the MidJourney wheel again.
Third Attempt
This time I asked MidJourney to give me a version of one of the women from my first attempt. The lower left panel seemed closest to what I wanted. So I eventually went with that—making a few minor changes in Photoshop (mostly fixing her ear and hair a bit.) And then—I was done!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: A beautiful woman in a baseball cap and an outfit that looks vaguely like it could be a baseball uniform is sitting on a stool in a bar or restaurant.
WOMAN: I got kicked off my church softball team. When they asked what position I played...I said “reverse cowgirl.”
Art: A.I. Magic Writers: Tony Isabella & John Lustig
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by John | Jun 13, 2023 | Uncategorized
Original Vintage Art & Text
Artist unknown. From the story “Kidnapped Kisses” in First Kiss #31, April 1963. Published by Charlton.
Curious to see more? Click this link to read the entire vintage comic book for free on ComicBookPlus.com’s presentation of the comic. The story begins on Page 16.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: A man kissing a woman who has her eyes closed and seems to be enjoying it. She may be holding a bouquet of flowers.
WOMAN (thinking): I never know what to say to men on a first date! Not that they seem to mind!
1963 Artist Unknown Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Mindless Mirth: John Lustig
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by John | Jun 11, 2023 | Uncategorized
Original Vintage Art & Text
Art by the Vince Colletta Studio from the story “Girl Meets Boy” in First Kiss #11, 1959. Published by Charlton.
Curious to see more? Click this link to read the entire vintage comic book for free on ComicBookPlus.com’s presentation of the comic. The story begins on Page 3.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: In a kitchen a younger woman (seen from behind) is talking to a smiling, older woman (in an apron) who is holding a big bowl or pan.
YOUNGER WOMAN: I wanted to help clean up! isn’t anything still dirty?
OLDER WOMAN: Just my mind, Sweetie!
1959 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman
Chief Cook & Bottle Washer: John Lustig
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by John | Jun 1, 2023 | Uncategorized
Original Vintage Art & Text
Artist unknown. From the story “Censored” in All True Romance #2, Oct. 1951. Published by Comic Media.
Curious to see more? Click this link to read the entire vintage comic book for free on ComicBookPlus.com’s presentation of the comic. The story begins on Page 26.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: A man and woman are talking in the foreground. In the background is a bed.
WOMAN: You’re right! Sex might cheer me up! But...with whom?
1951 Artist Unknown Restoration & Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Cheer Squad Leader: John Lustig
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by John | May 18, 2023 | Uncategorized
Original Vintage Art & Text
Art by Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia from the story “Take My Number” in First Kiss #21, 1961. Published by Charlton.
Curious to see more? Click this link to read the entire vintage comic book for free on ComicBookPlus.com’s presentation of the comic. The story begins on Page 11.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Man and woman very close. He's cupping her chin.
MAN: Sure, I want wild, hot sex! But not during our wedding vows!
WOMAN: Is this where I say, “I do?”
1961 Art: Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia Re-ink & Color: Diego J. Pereira
I Do Too: John Lustig
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