by John | Jul 28, 2011 | Uncategorized
↓ TranscriptSON: Mom, tuition’s going up! And we were wondering if you…
MOM: Sorry! Gotta balance my budget! So I’m turning this over to the private sector…And putting you up for adoption!
by John | May 29, 2011 | Uncategorized
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Boy and girl sitting on the steps of a house, kissing. There are some school books beside them.
BOY: No More Pencils! No More Books! No More Teacher's Dirty Looks!
GIRL: No more waiting! No parents home! My bra unhooks!
Art by the Vince Colletta Studio
by John | Jun 10, 2010 | Uncategorized
Hmm. A tough choice! In an economy like this would you rather have a Pee You job or a Pee H Dee?
↓ TranscriptA man congratulates a young woman who is wearing a graduation cap and gown, She looks at her watch and smiles.
MAN: At last! you can work with me...in sewage management!
WOMAN: Oops! Time to apply to grad school!
by John | Sep 16, 2009 | Uncategorized
Family pride is a beautiful thing!
Also funny (maybe funnier) in German.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: A young woman smiles as she talks to her dad.
WOMAN: Good news, Dad! I broke mom’s record! I’ve been
in college a full week! And I’m still not pregnant!
by John | May 31, 2009 | Uncategorized
I skipped my own graduations (high school and college), but I’ve gone to other people’s–mostly notably my daughter’s last year when she got her degree in Computer Engineering at the University of Washington. And, yes, I’m still proud!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: College campus.
FATHER: We’re so proud!
FATHER (again): So proud! So proud! So proud! So proud! So proud! So proud! So proud! So proud! So proud! So proud!
DAUGHTER (in college graduation robe): I’m sure I’ll get tired of this...in a few hours!
