Sextra Credit

Sextra Credit

The story for the original 1960’s romance art (below) has a very different theme. Why study when you can get married?

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SCENE: Two young women in a bedroom. One of them is sitting on a bed. The other is on the floor writing in a book.

WOMAN ON BED: They put you in an advanced class? What subject?

WOMAN WITH BOOK: Sex Ed!

Art by Vince Colletta Studio

How to Succeed in School Without Really Trying

How to Succeed in School Without Really Trying

And here’s the original romance art before it got the Last Kiss treatment….

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SCENE: Woman is writing in a book. She looks up and speaks to a man.

WOMAN: Lucky me! My teacher grades on the curves!

Art by Vince Colletta Studio

Beware of Babes

Beware of Babes

I showed this comic to my wife before I posted it and Shelagh went, “Oh, boy! Oh, boy! Oh, boy!”

These weren’t happy “Oh, boys.” These were more like “I-hope-nobody-takes-this-weird-and-sends-you-threatening-e-mails Oh, boys!”

So, with that in mind, I should tell you that the cartoon character playing the part of the Ninth Grader is actually 22. No minors were dated in the making of this comic.

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WOMAN (hugging guy): You thought I was in college? Gee! Wait'll I tell the other girls in the Ninth Grade!32.1.4.2

Art by by Vince Colletta Studio Color by Allen Freeman

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story "Dream Along With Me" in FIRST KISS #32, 1963.

32.1.4.2

No Sex In Sex Ed

No Sex In Sex Ed

Extra credit assignment: Don’t get pregnant!

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WOMAN (to students): No drinking or sex in class! use the parking lot…like everyone else!

Art by Charles Nicholas and Sal Trapani

No Panty Raid

No Panty Raid

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SCENE: Four young men crouch in the dark, looking through a lighted doorway.

MAN: Darn! Cancel the panty raid! None of ‘em wear underwear!

Art by Dick Giordano & Vince Alascia