by John | Dec 16, 2012 | Blog
(All art in this post is copyright the respective media moguls and copyright holders.)
Oh, sure. Fox and the rest of the elite (“We have facts—sort of!) media talk a lot about the “War on Christmas!”
But what they don’t tell you is that the real war on St. Nick (and therefore Jesus—because they’re close buddies—isn’t being waged by liberals. It’s guys in tights and capes—or worse.
(Sure, they dress like liberals and they want to take away your guns. But that’s only because they’re evil. Not liberal!)
They’re super villains—and they’re out to get Santa and steal all your presents…
(All art in this post is copyright the respective media moguls and copyright holders.)
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by John | Dec 16, 2012 | Uncategorized
I’ve run this art before with different dialog. But Allen Freeman did such a fantastic job on this, I couldn’t resist running it again this year.
If you don’t like it, then you’re probably a Grinch. So, have some Who-pudding and chill out!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Beautiful woman dressed in skimpy Santa outfit.
WOMAN: I can be naughty or nice! Your choice!
Art and color by Allen Freeman
©2012 Last Kiss Inc.
by John | Dec 22, 2011 | Uncategorized
Happy holidays, everyone! I hope your next kiss is never your last!
↓ TranscriptSANTA: Ready to get off the naughty list?
WOMAN (as she kisses Santa): Not quite!
Vintage art by Dick Giordano Santa-fication by Mike Pascale
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by John | Dec 20, 2011 | Uncategorized
↓ TranscriptWoman talking to an elf.
WOMAN: And remember! No more sex toys for Christmas…unless I get to use them!
Vintage art by Vince Colletta Studio Elfication by Mike Pascale
by John | Dec 18, 2011 | Uncategorized
↓ TranscriptSCENE: A beautiful woman dressed up in skimpy, Santa clothes.
WOMAN: Oh! You want me to stimulate the economy? My mistake!
Gag by Pascale & Lustig Art and color by Allen Freeman
