Santa Won’t Toy with Her

Santa Won’t Toy with Her

Today’s comic features a gag by my friend Jennifer M. Contino. For many years, Jen was a comics journalist (Entertainment Weekly, Wizard, Sequential Tart and others.)

These days, she’s the self-pronounced “Queen of Christmas comics.” (Even Santa doesn’t have a Christmas comic book collection as big as hers!)

Tomorrow, we’ll have another Felina Vie Christmas comic written by me. And the following day (Saturday), Jen will be back with a new Christmas-themed Last Kiss gag.

Original Vintage Art & Text

Inked by Dick Giordano. From the story “My Foolish Heart” in First Kiss #21, July 1961. Charlton. The story begins on Page 26.

Curious to see more? Click the link above to read the entire vintage comic book for free on ComicBookPlus.com.

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SCENE: Santa and a red-headed woman are talking. Santa points his finger at her.

SANTA: My elves don’t make THOSE kind of toys!

WOMAN: Drat! Coal again!

1961 Inks: Dick Giordano Color: Allen Freeman & Mike Pascale
Santa-fication Mike Pascale
Writer: Jennifer M. Contino
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Don’t Tell Anyone!

Don’t Tell Anyone!

I’ve been posting new, holiday comics every day all week. And there will be a new one tomorrow!

But I’m taking a rest tonight with a 2018 re-run. (Why? Because…hey, it’s Christmas! You think you’re the only one who needs some time off?!)

So here’s another holiday photo-comic featuring the fabulous Felina Vie. Photo by the amazing Allen Freeman!

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SCENE: Model Felina Vie in a sexy Santa's costume--sitting in Santa's sleigh.

FELINA: Sh-hhh! Don’t tell, but…I’m your secret Santa!

Model: Felina Vie Photo: Allen Freeman

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Santa’s My Favorite Mensch

Santa’s My Favorite Mensch

Happy Hanukkah!

Original Vintage Art & Text

Pencils by Dick Giordano? Inks by Vince Colletta. From the story “This Gamble Called Love” in Brides in Love #9, Sept. 1958. (No link this time. The original comic isn’t posted online.)

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SANTA: Actually, I don’t mind working on Christmas! I’m Jewish!

WOMAN: Happy Hanukkah!

1958 Art: Dick Giordano? & Vince Colletta
Santafication: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Santa Scribe: John Lustig

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Santa Believes

Santa Believes

Below is the original, vintage art before artist Diego Jourdan Pereira Santa-fied it:

Artist unknown. From the story “Censored” in All True Romance #2, published by Comics Media in 1951.

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Santa Claus thinking to himself.

SANTA (thinks): At last I believe in myself!

CAPTION: After years of therapy, Santa finally has a breakthrough!

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SCENE: Santa Claus thinking to himself.

SANTA (thinks): At last I believe in myself!

CAPTION: After years of therapy, Santa finally has a breakthrough!

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Stripped Down Christmas

Stripped Down Christmas

My thanks to my partner in holiday hilarity Mike Pascale for “Santa-fying” this art.

Vintage, Original Art:

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “My Outlaw Lover” in FIRST KISS #20, 1961.

 

 

SCENE:

SCENE: Woman talking angrily to Santa Claus.

WOMAN: No! I didn’t order a stripper Santa! Or stripper elves! Or stripper snowmen!

SANTA: How about stripper GingerBread Men? They’re non gluten this year!

1961 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Santa-fication: Mike Pascale

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SCENE: Woman talking angrily to Santa Claus.

WOMAN: No! I didn’t order a stripper Santa! Or stripper elves! Or stripper snowmen!

SANTA: How about stripper GingerBread Men? They’re non gluten this year!

1961 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Santa-fication: Mike Pascale

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