‘Til Death Do We Part? Or Maybe Longer!
They said it was a romance that wouldn’t last, but…ick!
The Old Battle Ax
She wasn’t ready for death. Or that “battle axe” pun in the title…
Part-Time Wife: Apply Now!
Lousy pay. No health plan. But at least it’s work.
You Make Me So Hot!
You make me so hot! When we kiss, I can’t think of anything, but…oh, look! The ceiling needs a fresh coat of paint!
Worst Blind Date Ever?
Although Emily tried to stay positive, she was beginning to think that this date wasn’t going to end with a kiss.
(Another arresting blonde courtesy of Matt Baker.)
