Your Fortune? A Boyfriend…with Me!
I see you leaving now—without your boyfriend. I see him cheating on you with a sexy redheaded woman. She’s much more beautiful than you!
That’ll be $20. Don’t forget to tip!
I see you leaving now—without your boyfriend. I see him cheating on you with a sexy redheaded woman. She’s much more beautiful than you!
That’ll be $20. Don’t forget to tip!
Vampires bites: NOT sexy outside of the movies!
—Sam Ridout, Last Kiss Intern
Art courtesy of Jacque Nodell’s blog http://sequentialcrush.blogspot.com/2013/02/love-is-all-around-us-romance-comic.html
And that one thing would be—what? Bacon?
So what have they been doing that Mom mustn’t know about?
A. Fighting crime as masked vigilantes. (POW ZAP BAMM)
B. Making out like bunnies. Really, really horny bunnies. Only hornier.
C. Pretending to enjoy kissing and dating each other.
D. Calculating the square root of pi.
E. Participating in a “love-in” protest against sex.
To find out, check out Jacque Nodell’s clever presentation of the 1971 Secret Hearts story “Mother, Let Me Go.”
So how much change was he offering her for a date? A buck fifty? Fifteen cents? Sheesh!
(Art by Matt Baker from Diary Secrets #19, 1953.)