The New Colorful You for 2013
Unhappy with the old, 2012 you? Of course you are!
Be a new, exciting you in 2013. Here’s a makeover tip that’s guaranteed to get you attention from dates…as well as mental health professions:
Without Text Messaging, How Can Love Exist?
© DC Comics
On the plus side, she’s saving up for a fax machine.
Mr. Fantastic: I’ve been a fool, but…
The Fantastic Four ©® Marvel Comics
Geez! How can a brilliant scientist-superhero be so dumb? Everyone knows you have to at least pretend to listen to your wife!
Give Piece a Chance?
Tough choice: Picket for peace? Or picket for a piece of that hunky guy?
The War Against Christmas (That Fox News Won’t Tell You About!)
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Oh, sure. Fox and the rest of the elite (“We have facts—sort of!) media talk a lot about the “War on Christmas!”
But what they don’t tell you is that the real war on St. Nick (and therefore Jesus—because they’re close buddies—isn’t being waged by liberals. It’s guys in tights and capes—or worse.
(Sure, they dress like liberals and they want to take away your guns. But that’s only because they’re evil. Not liberal!)
They’re super villains—and they’re out to get Santa and steal all your presents…
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