by John | Dec 5, 2024 | Blog
Are you a moron?
To find out, just send me all your available cash.
As soon as I receive it, I’ll know if you’re a moron. And you’ll know too—because I’ll contact you. And ask for a lot more money.
Original Vintage Art & Text
Art by Vernon Greene from the story “I Ran from Love” in New Romances #11, May 1952. Published by Standard.
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↓ TranscriptWOMAN (biting a handkerchief): Men are morons! But...oh! How I need a moron!
1952 Art: Vernon Greene Re-Creation: Elite Avni-Sharon
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by John | Nov 7, 2024 | Blog
Original Vintage Art & Text
Art by Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani from the story “One Stolen Kiss” in First Kiss #1, 1957. Published by Charlton.
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↓ TranscriptMAN (to woman): That gorgeous blonde in the red dress with the plunging neckline? Honest, I barely noticed her!
1957 Art: Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani Character Color: Dan McConnell
Plunging Punchlines: John Lustig
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by John | Sep 26, 2024 | Blog
Original Vintage Art & Text
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↓ TranscriptSCENE: Man and woman smiling at each other. The appear to be in their bathing suits.
MAN: You’ve made me the happiest man in the world!
WOMAN (thinking): Well, that makes three men...this week! A new record!
1955 Art: Al Avison? New Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer: Rich Hernandez
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by John | Aug 8, 2024 | Blog
Original Vintage Art & Text
Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “Change of Heart” in First Kiss #37, May 1964.
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by John | Jul 11, 2024 | Blog
Original Vintage Art & Text
Art by Bill Ward in the story “Rapture at Homecoming Time” in Diary Loves #8, March 1951. Quality Comics.
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↓ TranscriptTranscript:
SCENE: Man in a suit with a curvy woman in a low-cut cocktail dress and long, opera gloves. The man has one hand on her shoulder and is holding one of the woman's hands with his other hand. He's smiling and she looks---bored? Resentful? Miffed? Trapped? Some combo of all these things?
MAN: I don’t know what I’m talking about, but...I’ll bet I’m right!
WOMAN (thinking): So handsome, so strong...so stupid!
1951 Art: Bill Ward Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Knows What He’s Talking About...Sometimes: John Lustig
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