Leg Cop

Leg Cop

More Last Kiss fun from Black Lightning creator Tony Isabella.

Art by Bill Ward from Torchy #4, May 1950.

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Policeman helping a beautiful woman into a cab/taxi.

POLICEMAN: Kindly take no offense at my observation, lady…but your gams are truly spec-tac-ular!

CAPTION: After a quick visit to Google to find out what the heck “gams” were…Chloe realized Casey was the man for her! They don’t make them like him anymore!

1950 Art: Bill Ward
Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Guest Writer: Tony Isabella

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SCENE: Policeman helping a beautiful woman into a cab/taxi.

POLICEMAN: Kindly take no offense at my observation, lady...but your gams are truly spec-tac-ular!

CAPTION: After a quick visit to Google to find out what the heck “gams” were...Chloe realized Casey was the man for her! They don’t make them like him anymore!

1950 Art: Bill Ward
Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Guest Writer: Tony Isabella

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Hands Up, Chest Out

Hands Up, Chest Out

Art by Bill Ward from Torchy #4, 1950.

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Woman dressed only in a bath towel and high heels is talking to a befuddled cop in the street.

WOMAN: I tried coming out with my hands up…but my towel kept falling off!

1950 Art: Bill Ward Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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Art by Bill Ward from Torchy #4, 1950.

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SCENE: Woman dressed only in a bath towel and high heels is talking to a befuddled cop in the street.

WOMAN: I tried coming out with my hands up…but my towel kept falling off!

1950 Art: Bill Ward Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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Art by Bill Ward from Torchy #4, 1950.

Fired Up Humor

Fired Up Humor

1965 art by Jack Keller from the story “Highway Halfwits” in Teenage Hotroddeers #15, November 1965.

 

Transcript:

SCENE: A police officer and someone else (probably also a police officer) firing their handguns at someone or something off-panel.

COP #1: Darn it! that last Kiss comic was funny! So laugh!

COP #2: I hate firing readers!

1965 Art: Jack Keller       Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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1965 art by Jack Keller from the story “Highway Halfwits” in Teenage Hotroddeers #15, November 1965.

↓ Transcript
SCENE: A police officer and someone else (probably also a police officer) firing their handguns at someone or something off-panel.

COP #1: Darn it! that last Kiss comic was funny! So laugh!

COP #2: I hate firing readers!

1965 Art: Jack Keller Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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1965 art by Jack Keller from the story "Highway Halfwits" in Teenage Hotroddeers #15, November 1965.

Dad’s Law

Dad’s Law

Art & Possibly Script by Jack Keller from “Shifty’s Revenge” in TEENAGE HOTRODDERS #8, 1964. (Published in color, but scanned from black & white photostat.)

 

 

 

Transcript:

BEARDED TEEN BOY: B-but all I did was whistle at a girl! What’s wrong with that?

POLICEMAN (writing a ticket): Plenty…when she’s my daughter!

1964 Art: Jack Keller Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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Art & Possibly Script by Jack Keller from “Shifty’s Revenge” in TEENAGE HOTRODDERS #8, 1964.

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BEARDED TEEN BOY: B-but all I did was whistle at a girl! What’s wrong with that?

POLICEMAN (writing a ticket): Plenty...when she’s my daughter!

1964 Art: Jack Keller Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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Art & Possibly Script by Jack Keller from "Shifty's Revenge" in TEENAGE HOTRODDERS #8, 1964.

Pervert Prison

Pervert Prison

My safe word is “carbohydrates.”

Also “sugar.”

And “caffeine.”

By the way, check out the original art below by Matt Baker. Although the source material here is a weird combo of far out crime and adventure, Baker is best known as one of the finest romance comic book artists of all time.

Art by Matt Baker from the story “The…She-Wolf Killer” in WEIRD ADVENTURES #1, 1951.

Transcript:
SCENE: A male police officer (probably a sergeant) is behind a desk yelling at a woman who is being let away by another male police officer.

SGT: Pervert, you’re going to prison for 100 years! Maybe longer!

WOMAN: Okay! But let’s agree on a “safe word” first…in case I don’t like it!

1951 Art: Matt Baker Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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SCENE: A male police officer (probably a sergeant) is behind a desk yelling at a woman who is being let away by another male police officer.

SGT: Pervert, you’re going to prison for 100 years! Maybe longer!

WOMAN: Okay! But let’s agree on a “safe word” first…in case I don’t like it!

1951 Art: Matt Baker Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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