Bored for a Ring

Bored for a Ring

Getting married is the perfect way to spice up a first date. If nothing else, it gives you something to talk about when you phone your lawyer the next day.

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WOMAN (talking on phone): It was so romantic! We ran out of things to do last night! So we got married!

No phone? Have a Phone-y!

No phone? Have a Phone-y!

I think the digital age is still young enough that most people will recognize that bulky, yellow appliance as a corded phone. But in a few years…who knows?

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SCENE: Woman talking on an old-fashioned (pre-digital), corded phone handset.

WOMAN: The perks? The job comes with a fancy, new phone! And
guess what? No roaming charges!