A Cat’s Guide to Fashion

A Cat’s Guide to Fashion

Original Vintage Art & Text

Artist unknown. (I believe the story originally appeared in Bride’s Secrets #3, 1954. But full disclosure—I can’t find my copy to double check.)

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SCENE: A woman is dressing--putting on a stocking--as a cat sits nearby and licks it's paw.

CAT (thinking): I thought dogs were colorblind, not humans. Purrrrrrple stockings, brown camisole, black skirt? How cat-a-strophicly gauche.

Original 1950s artist unknown New Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer: Jennifer M. Contino

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Cheesy Humor

Cheesy Humor

Happy Friday the 13th!

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SCENE: A black cat staring up at a big moon.

CAT (thinking): I hear the Moon is made out of cheese. Gosh! it sounds delicious! There must be lots of mice!

Art: AI Magic Cheezy Writer: John Lustig

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She Always Lands on Her Feet

She Always Lands on Her Feet

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Woman in a sexy cat costume: I'm a single, childless cat woman. You have a problem with that?
Art: Purrfect AI Cat Herder: John Lustig

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A Message from Your Cat

A Message from Your Cat

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SCENE: Closeup of a worried looking tabby cat.

CAT: Of course you should get the dog neutered! But not me...‘Cause I’m gay! So, so gay!

Art: A.I. Magic Feline Friend: John Lustig
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Cat Napped

Cat Napped

Today’s Last Kiss is a bit of an outlier because it has no beautiful women. (Or men.) And no sexual innuendos.

True, our star character has bedroom eyes. But…so what? He’s a cat!

What makes this one special to me is that he’s our next-door neighbors’ cat, Rigby. And he usually comes over at least once a day to visit us. Sometimes for two minutes. Sometimes for two hours. We are helpless people putty in his adorable paws,

And now he’s convinced me to make him a webcomic star. Honestly, this cat has no shame!

–John Lustig, Rigby’s pawn.

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SCENE: Rigby the cat is barely awake as he lies on a human bed.

RIGBY: I’m so excited to see you! I almost can’t sleep!

Rigby the cat appears courtesy of his servants Paul Roos & Crispina Foss Roos
Photo & Feline Fantasticality: John Lustig

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