2024: Quickly Resolved Resolutions

2024: Quickly Resolved Resolutions

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Syd Shores from the story “The Fatal Note” in Nightmare #1, July 1952. Published by Ziff-Davis. The story begins on Page 22.

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Synopsis of “The Fatal Note” courtesy of the Grand Comics Database: Walt and Eve are shipwrecked in a storm. Walt holds onto a spar to keep afloat and Eve drowns, screaming for help, as Walt claims the spar cannot hold them both. Walt meets Morta, who tells Walt he will die in a year unless he tells someone how he let Eve drown. Walt is rescued and gradually falls in love with Eve’s best friend but is haunted by images of Eve’s face as she was drowning. He tells no one and a year to the date of her drowning, he flies to Paris and his flight goes down in the ocean, whereupon he jumps in to be with Eve.

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SCENE: Man and woman are embracing. But the man is sweating profusely and looks nervously at the woman.

WOMAN: I have two New Year’s resolutions! One is to lose half a pound! And the other is for you to propose! I wonder--which’ll happen first?

1952 Art: Syd Shores Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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New Year’s Resolutions to Break?

New Year’s Resolutions to Break?

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Syd Shores from the story “The Fatal Note” in Nightmare #1, 1952.

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SCENE: Man sweats with nervous fear as the woman he's holding talks.

WOMAN: My New Year’s resolution is to get pregnant! And married! Not necessarily in that order, of course!

1952 Art: Syd Shores Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Heartbreaker & Resolutions Breaker: John Lustig

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Torchy’s 2022 New Year’s Resolutions

Torchy’s 2022 New Year’s Resolutions

Happy New Year!

Original Vintage Art & Text

Pencils (and possibly inks) by Gill Fox in a story from Torchy #4, May 1950. Quality Comics.Curious about the original vintage comic book? Click the link to read the entire issue for free.

 

 

 

 

 

Transcript:

TORCHY: New Year’s Resolution #1: No more sex with strangers. #2: Always introduce myself first. #3: Never use my real name.

1950 Pencils: Gill Fox Dialogue & Art Renovation: John Lustig

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TORCHY: New Year’s Resolution #1: No more sex with strangers. #2: Always introduce myself first. #3: Never use my real name.

1950 Pencils: Gill Fox Dialogue & Art Renovation: John Lustig

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2021 Resolutions

2021 Resolutions

Art by Bill Ward from Torchy #4, May 1950.

 

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Woman with finger to her lips.

CAPTION: This year I resolve to:
—lose 10 pounds…and only gain back 5 of them!

—be more optimistic…
even when life sucks!

—only have sex with people I know!

—and get married…
at least once!

1950 Art: Bill Ward Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira Text: John Lustig

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SCENE: Woman with finger to her lips.

CAPTION: This year I resolve to:
—lose 10 pounds...and only gain back 5 of them!

—be more optimistic...
even when life sucks!

—only have sex with people I know!

—and get married…
at least once!

1950 Art: Bill Ward Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira Text: John Lustig

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2020 Gets the Shaft

2020 Gets the Shaft

Happy New Year! (And good riddance to 2020.) I hope we all have much better years.

Many thanks to my frequent partner in holiday hilarity Mike Pascale for today’s gag—plus the art changes!

Art by Vince Colletta Studio. Appeared first in First Kiss #29, 1962.

 

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Woman holding baby (with a 2021 sash) who is also a boy and is wearing a quiver of arrows.

WOMAN: What the bow and arrow for?

BABY: I wanna make sure old-man 2020 doesn’t come back!

CAPTION: *Baby’s First Weapon™ now sold in the Nursery Section of the Last Kiss Store!

962 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman
Archery Art & Killer Humor: Mike Pascale

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SCENE: Woman holding baby (with a 2021 sash) who is also a boy and is wearing a quiver of arrows.

WOMAN: What the bow and arrow for?

BABY: I wanna make sure old-man 2020 doesn't come back!

CAPTION: *Baby’s First Weapon™ now sold in the Nursery Section of the Last Kiss Store!

962 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman
Archery Art & Killer Humor: Mike Pascale

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