Very Hokey, Very Pokey

Very Hokey, Very Pokey

And for those of you who are curious, you can see the entire 1925 film on YouTube.

 

Transcript:

SCENE: A royal man and woman about to be coronated or married. There’s a huge crowd of soldiers and people behind them in the cathedral.

KING: Okay, you put your right foot in. You take your right foot out!

QUEEN: You put your right foot in and you shake it all about…

CAPTION: Doing “The Hokey Pokey–The Deluxe Edition.”

Image: John Gilbert and Mae Murray in the 1925 film The Merry Widow
New dialogue by John Lustig

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SCENE: A royal man and woman about to be coronated or married. There's a huge crowd of soldiers and people behind them in the cathedral.

KING: Okay, you put your right foot in. You take your right foot out!

QUEEN: You put your right foot in and you shake it all about...

CAPTION: Doing “The Hokey Pokey--The Deluxe Edition.”

Image: John Gilbert and Mae Murray in the 1925 film The Merry Widow
New dialogue by John Lustig

Murray, Mae (Merry Widow, The)

Hair Today, Married Tomorrow

Hair Today, Married Tomorrow

I haven’t seen The Eagle, but IMDB’s description is intriguing. So I hope to watch it soon. You can see it for free here on YouTube.

 

 

 

Transcript: 

SCENE: A man with long, long sideburns (Rudolph Valentino) is kneeling in front of a woman (Vilma Banky.) He is staring lovingly into her eyes and she is looking into his eyes.

MAN: Marry me, Delilah!

WOMAN (thinking): I don’t want to change him! But when I do…those sideburns will be the first to go!

Image: Rudolph Valentino and Vilma Banky in the 1925 film The Eagle
New dialogue by John Lustig

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SCENE: A man with long, long sideburns (Rudolph Valentino) is kneeling in front of a woman (Vilma Banky.) He is staring lovingly into her eyes and she is looking into his eyes.

MAN: Marry me, Delilah!

WOMAN (thinking): I don’t want to change him! But when I do…those sideburns will be the first to go!

Image: Rudolph Valentino and Vilma Banky in the 1925 film The Eagle
New dialogue by John Lustig

Valentino, Rudolph (Eagle,The)_01

Your Wife’s Doppelgänger

Your Wife’s Doppelgänger

Pencils by Bob Powell from the story “The Rat Man” in Tomb of Terror #5, Oct. 1952.

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Two men (one in a suit and the other in a policeman’s uniform) are looking at something off panel with curiosity and astonishment.

MAN IN SUIT: Do you know whom she reminds me of? Your wife!

POLICEMAN: This girl is beautiful…You’re crazy!*

MAN IN SUIT: Just picture your wife 15 years younger, 20 pounds lighter…her hair dyed, her nose operated on. The same girl!*

CAPTION: 1953 Pencils: Bob Powell Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
*Dialogue from the 1931 film The Smiling Lieutenant
(Starring Maurice Chevalier, Claudette Colbert & Miriam Hopkins)

DJP.lk500 Tomb-of-Terror-5.6.6

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SCENE: Two men (one in a suit and the other in a policeman's uniform) are looking at something off panel with curiosity and astonishment.

MAN IN SUIT: Do you know whom she reminds me of? Your wife!

POLICEMAN: This girl is beautiful...You’re crazy!*

MAN IN SUIT: Just picture your wife 15 years younger, 20 pounds lighter...her hair dyed, her nose operated on. The same girl!*

CAPTION: 1953 Pencils: Bob Powell Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
*Dialogue from the 1931 film The Smiling Lieutenant
(Starring Maurice Chevalier, Claudette Colbert & Miriam Hopkins)

DJP.lk500 Tomb-of-Terror-5.6.6

The Right to Be Wrong

The Right to Be Wrong

 

Art by Sid Greene from the story “Betrayal of Love” in Diary Loves #2, 1949. Click image to enlarge.

 

 

 

Transcript:

MAN (to woman): You have a right to be wrong! You’re a woman! Women are born to be wrong! I like my women wrong!*

Art by Sid Greene from the story “Betrayal of Love” in Diary Loves #2, 1949.

1949 Art: Sid Greene         Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
*Dialogue from the 1932 film, One Hour with You

Art Codes: DJP.lk113B & Diary Love2.30.3-7.

John Lustig’s Last Kiss
©2018 Last Kiss Inc

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MAN (to woman): You have a right to be wrong! You're a woman! Women are born to be wrong! I like my women wrong!*

Art by Sid Greene from the story "Betrayal of Love" in Diary Loves #2, 1949.

1949 Art: Sid Greene Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
*Dialogue from the 1932 film, One Hour with You

Art Codes: DJP.lk113B & Diary Love2.30.3-7.

John Lustig’s Last Kiss
©2018 Last Kiss Inc