Mom’s Day…At Last!

Mom’s Day…At Last!

by | May 8, 2009 | Uncategorized

I’ll be back to sexy silliness next week, but I’ve been having fun with mother-themed jokes this week. Why? Well, it’s probably because I recently created a zillion Mother’s Day gags for a greeting card manufacturer. So I’ve still got mom gags oozing from my veins.

But it’s also because this hasn’t been an easy year for the Mother Obviously Superior of the Lustig clan. So I’m really grateful that she’s back on her feet–and ready to correct my grammar–again. It’s been awhile. Happy Mother’s Day, Mom!

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↓ Transcript
DAUGHTER: Gosh, Mom! I just realized--you're right about everything!

MOM (thinking): I’ve dreamed of this day!

Mother Superior

Mother Superior

by | May 6, 2009 | Uncategorized

Our week-long Mother’s Day celebration continues because–hey, why not? And, yes, my mother’s a superior being. Hope yours is too!

↓ Transcript
MAN: I believe there’s order in the universe...and our lives are ruled by a superior being!

WOMAN: So, you know about…Mom!

Feeling Guilty

Feeling Guilty

by | May 3, 2009 | Uncategorized

We’re celebrating Mother’s Day early this week. In fact, we’re celebrating mothers all week here on Last Kiss–in all our own twisted way!

↓ Transcript
MAN (talking to crying woman): Face it! You’ll never be as good as your mom…at making people feel guilty!

WOMAN: I can try!