Don’t Look, Mom!

Don’t Look, Mom!

Okay. That was embarrassing, but at least your mom gave everything back…Hey, where’s “Dildo Dick” and my tube of strawberry lube?

Meanwhile, back in 1959…
See the original 1959 art and dialogue for today’s Last Kiss webcomic here.

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SCENE: Woman looking into an open suitcase.

WOMAN: But, honey, if this is your mom’s stuff…who has my suitcase of sex toys?

Art: Dick Giordano Color: Allen Freeman

©2014 Last Kiss Inc
7.2.5.2

Mom was Right

Mom was Right

Penciller unknown. Inked by Dick Giordano. First appeared in First Kiss #21, 1961.

Penciller unknown. Inked by Dick Giordano. First appeared in First Kiss #21, 1961.

 

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SCENE: A woman and a man are sitting on the grass. He looks depressed.

MAN: Mom was right! Sex is complicated…with two people!

Inks: Dick Giordano Color: Allen Freeman

©2013 Last Kiss Inc

21.5.6.4

Sex Advice

Sex Advice

Boomin’ Brain Farts! I’ve been so busy getting ready for Comic-Con International that I forgot to post today’s comic. Posted!

No back to convention prep. I’ll be at the Last Kiss Entertainment booth (#2302.) More about my schedule here.

Art by John Tartaglione from "Elopement" in First Kiss #4, 1958.

Art by John Tartaglione from “Elopement” in First Kiss #4, 1958.

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SCENE: Young woman talking to her mother.

YOUNG WOMAN: I need sex advice, Mom! But I prefer someone with more experience!

Art: John Tartaglione Cleanup: Heather Chestnut Color: Dan McConnell
©2013 Last Kiss Inc.
4.4.2.1

How to Find a Man

How to Find a Man

12.1.8.4WTextMeanwhile, back in 1960 when this art appeared in First Kiss #12, here’s what was going:

Laurie is dating Rajah—hot, young rebel without a cause—or a pause. (He doesn’t wear a tie and he rides a scooter!)

Laurie’s parents don’t approve. And now Laurie and Rajah have decided to secretly elope. But Mom finds out!

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SCENE: Young woman crying as her mother looks on.

YOUNG WOMAN: I need a man!

MOTHER: Have you tried police line-ups? That’s how I met your dad!

Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman

©2013 Last Kiss Inc.

12.1.8.4

Porn to Lose

Porn to Lose

Happy (jail free) Mother’s Day!

Original art by Vince Colletta Studio from "Condemned" in First Kiss #40, 1965.

Original art by Vince Colletta Studio from “Condemned” in First Kiss #40, 1965.

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SCENE: A police officer talks to a female nurse.

COP: The suspect looks just like you...except she’s older...and
dresses like a porn star!

NURSE: Gee! What’s Mom done now?

Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman

©2013 Last Kiss Inc

40.3.4.6