by John | Sep 13, 2009 | Uncategorized
Yes, having a baby is a smart career move. Blog, baby! Blog! If you can stay awake between feedings and diaper changes, you’ll have an endless source of cute stories to tell. Or you could just get a cat and achieve the same thing.
This comic is also available (and funny) in German.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: A woman has just given birth. A nurse or doctor holds the baby as the woman looks on and smiles.
MOTHER OF BABY: At last, I’ll have something to blog about!
by John | Jul 6, 2009 | Uncategorized
This comic available in German.
↓ Transcript(Scene: Husband and wife embracing in a kitchen.)
MAN: ...And so, you won't mind if we live with my mom for a few years?
WOMAN: Of course not, Dear! I don't need to be happy...as long as I have you!
by John | May 8, 2009 | Uncategorized
I’ll be back to sexy silliness next week, but I’ve been having fun with mother-themed jokes this week. Why? Well, it’s probably because I recently created a zillion Mother’s Day gags for a greeting card manufacturer. So I’ve still got mom gags oozing from my veins.
But it’s also because this hasn’t been an easy year for the Mother Obviously Superior of the Lustig clan. So I’m really grateful that she’s back on her feet–and ready to correct my grammar–again. It’s been awhile. Happy Mother’s Day, Mom!
Sprechen Sie Deutsch? To read this comic in German click here.
↓ TranscriptDAUGHTER: Gosh, Mom! I just realized--you're right about everything!
MOM (thinking): I’ve dreamed of this day!
by John | May 6, 2009 | Uncategorized
Our week-long Mother’s Day celebration continues because–hey, why not? And, yes, my mother’s a superior being. Hope yours is too!
↓ TranscriptMAN: I believe there’s order in the universe...and our lives are ruled by a superior being!
WOMAN: So, you know about…Mom!
by John | May 3, 2009 | Uncategorized
We’re celebrating Mother’s Day early this week. In fact, we’re celebrating mothers all week here on Last Kiss–in all our own twisted way!
↓ TranscriptMAN (talking to crying woman): Face it! You’ll never be as good as your mom…at making people feel guilty!
WOMAN: I can try!
