Freudian Sip

Freudian Sip

Do I need to explain that this is just a joke? And that no babies, moms, or imaginary animals were harmed, traumatized or sexualized in the making of this comic? No? Good!

This comic is now available in German.

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SCENE: Smiling mom with smiling baby.

MOM: Guess what? It's time to breast feed!

BABY: Oedipus complex by damned! I'm in love!

Sex Ed Pays Off

Sex Ed Pays Off

Family pride is a beautiful thing!

Also funny (maybe funnier) in German.

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SCENE: A young woman smiles as she talks to her dad.

WOMAN: Good news, Dad! I broke mom’s record! I’ve been
in college a full week! And I’m still not pregnant!

That’s Tweet

That’s Tweet

Yes, having a baby is a smart career move. Blog, baby! Blog! If you can stay awake between feedings and diaper changes, you’ll have an endless source of cute stories to tell. Or you could just get a cat and achieve the same thing.

This comic is also available (and funny) in German.

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SCENE: A woman has just given birth. A nurse or doctor holds the baby as the woman looks on and smiles.

MOTHER OF BABY: At last, I’ll have something to blog about!

Happy Misery

Happy Misery

This comic available in German.

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(Scene: Husband and wife embracing in a kitchen.)

MAN: ...And so, you won't mind if we live with my mom for a few years?

WOMAN: Of course not, Dear! I don't need to be happy...as long as I have you!

Mom’s Day…At Last!

Mom’s Day…At Last!

I’ll be back to sexy silliness next week, but I’ve been having fun with mother-themed jokes this week. Why? Well, it’s probably because I recently created a zillion Mother’s Day gags for a greeting card manufacturer. So I’ve still got mom gags oozing from my veins.

But it’s also because this hasn’t been an easy year for the Mother Obviously Superior of the Lustig clan. So I’m really grateful that she’s back on her feet–and ready to correct my grammar–again. It’s been awhile. Happy Mother’s Day, Mom!

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DAUGHTER: Gosh, Mom! I just realized--you're right about everything!

MOM (thinking): I’ve dreamed of this day!