by John | Nov 2, 2010 | Uncategorized
A Joan Crawford wannabe!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: A woman looks upwards and smiles.
WOMAN: I want to be
the best mom an ungrateful brat
has ever bitched
about!
Art by Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia
by John | Oct 4, 2010 | Uncategorized
You can choose your friends, but you can’t choose which of ’em your family likes!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Mother talking to daughter.
MOM: Don’t exaggerate, Dear! I don’t
dislike all your friends! Just
the ones I’ve met!
Art by John Tartaglione
by John | Sep 19, 2010 | Uncategorized
Remember, kids! Getting turned on by fruit, vegetables or small household appliances doesn’t mean you’re a bad person. But we’ll punish you anyway–just to play it safe!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Young woman eats a raw carrot as her mom looks on.
MOM: I don’t care what you learned in school! In my house it’s a carrot! Not a phallic symbol!
SOUND: Crunch!
Art by Vince Colletta Studio
Color by Allen Freeman and John Lustig
by John | May 6, 2010 | Uncategorized
Thanks, Mom. I think you’re pretty swell too! Happy Mother’s Day!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: A smiling woman holds up a happy baby.
MOM: You're perfect!
BABY (thinks): I know!
by John | Apr 11, 2010 | Uncategorized
The Last Kiss Guide to Etiquette: Don’t French kiss your sweetie’s mom on the first date. Exchanging saliva is never okay…until at least the second date.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: A man and woman are dancing. The woman has a sloppy smile and appears to have had quite a bit to drink.
WOMAN: I’m not much of a drinker! But you probably figured that out...when I French kissed your mom!
