by John | Jan 18, 2011 | Uncategorized
With apologies to Irving Berlin — and music lovers everywhere…
There’s no business like bare-ly show business — like no business I know!
Everything about it is revealing, everything the coppers will allow!
Nowhere could you get that happy feeling when you are peeling and hear an extra “Wow!”
There’s no people like bare-ly show people, they smile when g-strings fall low!
Even for a geezer who’s about to fold–halfway gone, begun to mold,
As long as you’ve got cash or a sack of gold, we’ll go on with the show!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman reading a newspaper -- the Dayton City Paper.
WOMAN: Good news, Mom! We’re back in show business! The strip club is hiring again!
Art by Vince Colletta
by John | Nov 21, 2010 | Uncategorized
Listen to your mom. Hasn’t she suffered enough?
↓ TranscriptSCENE: A crying woman.
WOMAN: I thought he was perfect...‘til my
mom said she liked him!
INKED, ENHANCED AND COLORED BY ALLEN FREEMAN
by John | Nov 2, 2010 | Uncategorized
A Joan Crawford wannabe!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: A woman looks upwards and smiles.
WOMAN: I want to be
the best mom an ungrateful brat
has ever bitched
about!
Art by Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia
by John | Oct 4, 2010 | Uncategorized
You can choose your friends, but you can’t choose which of ’em your family likes!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Mother talking to daughter.
MOM: Don’t exaggerate, Dear! I don’t
dislike all your friends! Just
the ones I’ve met!
Art by John Tartaglione
by John | Sep 19, 2010 | Uncategorized
Remember, kids! Getting turned on by fruit, vegetables or small household appliances doesn’t mean you’re a bad person. But we’ll punish you anyway–just to play it safe!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Young woman eats a raw carrot as her mom looks on.
MOM: I don’t care what you learned in school! In my house it’s a carrot! Not a phallic symbol!
SOUND: Crunch!
Art by Vince Colletta Studio
Color by Allen Freeman and John Lustig
