Mom was Right

Mom was Right

Penciller unknown. Inked by Dick Giordano. First appeared in First Kiss #21, 1961.

Penciller unknown. Inked by Dick Giordano. First appeared in First Kiss #21, 1961.

 

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SCENE: A woman and a man are sitting on the grass. He looks depressed.

MAN: Mom was right! Sex is complicated…with two people!

Inks: Dick Giordano Color: Allen Freeman

©2013 Last Kiss Inc

21.5.6.4

Sex Advice

Sex Advice

Boomin’ Brain Farts! I’ve been so busy getting ready for Comic-Con International that I forgot to post today’s comic. Posted!

No back to convention prep. I’ll be at the Last Kiss Entertainment booth (#2302.) More about my schedule here.

Art by John Tartaglione from "Elopement" in First Kiss #4, 1958.

Art by John Tartaglione from “Elopement” in First Kiss #4, 1958.

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SCENE: Young woman talking to her mother.

YOUNG WOMAN: I need sex advice, Mom! But I prefer someone with more experience!

Art: John Tartaglione Cleanup: Heather Chestnut Color: Dan McConnell
©2013 Last Kiss Inc.
4.4.2.1

How to Find a Man

How to Find a Man

12.1.8.4WTextMeanwhile, back in 1960 when this art appeared in First Kiss #12, here’s what was going:

Laurie is dating Rajah—hot, young rebel without a cause—or a pause. (He doesn’t wear a tie and he rides a scooter!)

Laurie’s parents don’t approve. And now Laurie and Rajah have decided to secretly elope. But Mom finds out!

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SCENE: Young woman crying as her mother looks on.

YOUNG WOMAN: I need a man!

MOTHER: Have you tried police line-ups? That’s how I met your dad!

Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman

©2013 Last Kiss Inc.

12.1.8.4

Porn to Lose

Porn to Lose

Happy (jail free) Mother’s Day!

Original art by Vince Colletta Studio from "Condemned" in First Kiss #40, 1965.

Original art by Vince Colletta Studio from “Condemned” in First Kiss #40, 1965.

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SCENE: A police officer talks to a female nurse.

COP: The suspect looks just like you...except she’s older...and
dresses like a porn star!

NURSE: Gee! What’s Mom done now?

Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman

©2013 Last Kiss Inc

40.3.4.6

Booties Call

Booties Call

The original First Kiss art and dialogue (right) were published back in the good ol’ days—1961!

Back then, real men went to college. And less desirable creatures drove trucks for a living.

Nowadays?

Hey, given a choice between a college guy (Your student loan is how much?) and a truck driver (OMG! You make how much?), it might not seem so bad to keep on trucking.

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An older woman is holding a knitting needle and smiling at a younger woman who is her daughter.

MOM: I know you’re a virgin! But I’m knitting booties...just in case!