What Santa Doesn’t Know

What Santa Doesn’t Know

More Christmas fun courtesy of my pal Mike Pascale. Happy Holidays, everyone!

Art by ChaSal (Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani) in First Kiss #21, 1961.

Art by ChaSal (Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani) in First Kiss #21, 1961.

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SCENE: Mrs. Santa Claus is talking to an elf.

ELF: But, Mrs. Claus! It's Christmas Eve!
MRS. CLAUS: Which means You-Know-Who won't be back ‘til morning!

Art: Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani North Polarization: Mike Pascale
©2013 Last Kiss Inc
21.3.1.1

Not So Jolly with Holly

Not So Jolly with Holly

It just occurred to me. What the heck is Mrs. Claus’s first name? Any suggestions, folks?

Mr. and Mrs. Claus appear here courtesy of my pal Mike Pascale. Thanks, Mike!

Original art by Vince Colletta Studio from First Kiss #20, 1961.

Original art by Vince Colletta Studio from First Kiss #20, 1961.

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SCENE: Mrs Claus is pointing a disapproving finder at an apprehensive Santa Claus.

MRS CLAUS: If you deck the halls with Holly again, I’ll bust your boughs!
Art: Vince Colletta Studio Santa-fication: Mike Pascale
©2013 Last Kiss Inc
20.4.5.1

First Thanksgiving Gobble

First Thanksgiving Gobble

A few of the many things I’m thankful for:

—spicy food.

—spicy women (especially my wife, Shelagh.)

—My pal Mike Pascale who once again has spiced up some old romance art—turning it into a fun holiday gag.

—My (spicy?) and very loyal readers. Thank you! I hope you all have wonderful Thanksgivings.

Artist unknown. Originally appeared in First Kiss #25, 1962.

Artist unknown. Originally appeared in First Kiss #25, 1962.

 

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SCENE: A pilgrim man and woman are talking. The man is smiling and the woman has covering her face with one hand.

PILGRIM MAN: Thanksgiving? Sounds great! But what’s that got to do with my pet turkey?

Artist Unknown Pilgrim-ification: Mike Pascale

©2013 Last Kiss Inc

25.1.4.1

Last Hiss

Last Hiss

If you’re like most people, you’ve said to yourself, “Gee, I like cats and I like zombies. If only I could enjoy both at the same time.”

Today’s Zombie Cat is for you.

It’s like the Walking Dead crossed with Garfield—revolting and yet kinda cute. Credit (or blame) for this disturbing visual goes to my pal Mike (The Monster) Pascale.

I also want to mention and thank my brother-in-law Rich (The Rascal) Hernandez for the basic idea for Zombie Cat and the “Last Hiss” title for today’s comic. If dead talking pets become the next Internet rage, it’s his fault.

Finally, I owe a big thanks to Diego (The Dude) Jourdan Pereira for the Last Kiss comic that we zombified! (See it and the original 1954 comic art below.)

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Artist unknown. Art from Ten-Story Love #196, 1954.

Artist unknown. Art from Ten-Story Love #196, 1954.

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SCENE: A woman looks on with disgust at a zombie cat.

ZOMBIE CAT: I can haz braaains?

Zombie-cat-ification: Mike Pascale
Zombie Cat-sultant: Rich Hernandez
Original Art Re-Ink & Color Diego Pereira
©2013 Last Kiss Inc

Zombie-cat-ification: Mike Pascale

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Affirmative Fang Action

Affirmative Fang Action

Here’s another fangtastic collaboration with my pal Mike Pascale!

Art by Ernesto R. Garcia from Career Girl Romances #45, 1968.

Art by Ernesto R. Garcia from Career Girl Romances #45, 1968.

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SCENE: Man with two puncture marks on his neck smiles and leans in check to cheek with female vampire.

MAN: I try to be positive!

VAMPIRE: But you’ll always be O-Negative!

Vampirization: Mike Pascale
Original Art: Ernesto R. Garcia Restoration: Diego Pereira

©2013 Last Kiss Inc.