by John | Nov 29, 2009 | Uncategorized
My wife’s an LPN (Low-Paid Nurse), but she’s a bit more gentle than this. In fact, Shelagh’s a terrific nurse. I found this out 26 years when she was my mom’s nurse. She did such a good job that I married her.
Still, don’t mess with Shelagh. She has sharp needles and she knows how to use them!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Nurse flings a man over her shoulder.
NURSE: Fluff your own pillows!
by John | Oct 4, 2009 | Uncategorized
Are you happy with your health insurance? Great. I’m happy for you. Really.
But if you’re a freelancer–like most comic pros are–you probably aren’t so happy. (Unless you have a spouse with great health insurance.) Because you’re on your own, baby.
You can end up paying $1,100 a month for a basic, no-frills plan. I know because I’ve paid it. (And then paid thousands of dollars more when I found that our plan didn’t cover some basic tests and treatment.)
This isn’t a liberal vs. conservative issue. This is a comics issue. Affordable health care would be a huge boost for struggling comic pros. Instead of working three jobs to support themselves, some comic creators might only have to work two and a half. Oh, sure, affordable health care would also benefit millions of other folks. But let’s get our priorities straight, people. It’s all about me.
↓ TranscriptCRYING WOMAN: I’ll never qualify for insurance! Being a comic character is...a pre-existing health condition!
by John | Jun 2, 2009 | Uncategorized
I’m not sure what kind of doctor the woman on the right is, but apparently she’s really good at her job!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman enters room and sees her husband kissing another woman--a doctor.
WOMAN: Oh, thank you, Doctor! You’ve cured my husband! He’s no longer afraid of sex!
WOMAN (again): Uh, Doctor...
by John | Apr 6, 2009 | Uncategorized
↓ TranscriptPOLICEMAN (to nurse): I’m looking for A beautiful woman...with lush lips and a tattoo on her tush that says, “Kiss me, you fool!”
NURSE: Gosh! Who isn’t?