by John | Apr 10, 2012 | Uncategorized
I used this art earlier this year (with a different gag) and posted the original 1960s art then. But here’s the original art again for anyone who missed it. A classic bit of medical wisdom!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Doctor talking to woman patient.
DOCTOR: I can't find anything wrong with you! But...it’s been fun looking!
Art by Vince Colletta Studio
by John | Jan 24, 2012 | Uncategorized
And here’s the original First Kiss art and dialog…
↓ TranscriptWOMAN: So...I’m not dying?
DOCTOR: No! But,in case I’m wrong...Pay your bill on your way out!
Art by Vince Colletta Studio
by John | Jan 5, 2012 | Uncategorized
My wife (who’s a nurse) read this gag and said I was terrible. But she laughed first!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Nurse talking to another nurse.
NURSE #1: The patient in 234 just died! So...
NURSE #2: Yes! I won the office pool...again!
by John | Jun 21, 2011 | Uncategorized
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Patient in a bed is totally wrapped in bandages. A doctor looks on.
PATIENT: Being gorgeous isn’t enough! There must be something else you can fix, Doc!
DOCTOR (thinking): Only one thing left! A personality transplant!
by John | Jun 22, 2010 | Uncategorized
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but…
–words will never hurt me. However, I’ll still sue for libel!
–oh, crap! The pain! Make it stop!
–I carry a gun! So back off, punk!
–my words are sharp and you’re a pincushion…waiting to get stuck!
–but a little, light bondage might be fun!
↓ TranscriptWOMAN: Sticks and stones MAY break your bones, but…Holy
crud! Medical bills really hurt you!
