by John | May 9, 2023 | Uncategorized
Original Vintage Art & Text
Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “The Terrible Stranger” in BRIDES IN LOVE #10, 1958.
Curious to see more? Click this link to read the entire vintage comic book for free. The story begins on Page 14.
↓ TranscriptMAN WHO IS SMOKING A PIPE: Say, you remind me of my ex-wives!
WOMAN: All of ‘em? Or just the ones who look like your mother?
Art: Vince Colletta Studio Re-ink & Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Mom Liked Me Best: John Lustig
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by John | Dec 4, 2022 | Uncategorized
My thanks to my brother-in-law Rich Hernandez for helping me come up with today’s gag. (I knew my sister marrying you was a great idea!)
Original Vintage Art & Text
Art by John Tartaglione from the story “To Stella with Love” in FIRST KISS #3, 1958. Curious to see more? Click the link to read the entire vintage comic book.
Transcript:
SCENE: A crying woman lies on a couch, hugging a cushion.
WOMAN (thinking): I really miss my third…or was it my fifth husband? Gosh! What was his name? I really need to write these things down!
1958 Art: John Tartaglione Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writers of Things Down: John Lustig & Rich Hernandez
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↓ TranscriptSCENE: A crying woman lies on a couch, hugging a cushion.
WOMAN (thinking): I really miss my third…or was it my fifth husband? Gosh! What was his name? I really need to write these things down!
1958 Art: John Tartaglione Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writers of Things Down: John Lustig & Rich Hernandez
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by John | Nov 15, 2022 | Uncategorized
Original Vintage Art & Text
Art by Vince Colletta from the story “Rich Girl, Poor Guy” in Brides in Love #14, 1959.Published by Charlton. Curious to see more? Click the link to read the entire vintage comic book.
Transcript:
SCENE: Man and woman kissing.
WOMAN (thinking): all the lies and faked orgasms were worth it for…true love!
1959 Art: Vince Colletta
Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
True Humor: John Lustig
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↓ TranscriptSCENE: Man and woman kissing.
WOMAN (thinking): all the lies and faked orgasms were worth it for…true love!
1959 Art: Vince Colletta
Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
True Humor: John Lustig
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by John | Oct 9, 2022 | Uncategorized
Original Vintage Art & Text
Art by Vernon Green from the story “Love is to Blame” from Best Romance #7, 1952. Curious to see more? Click the link to read the entire vintage comic book.
Transcript:
SCENE: A young woman is talking to a stern-looking older woman.
YOUNG WOMAN: Your husband is cheating on you? Do you have any proof?
OLDER WOMAN: No! But he’s too happy! He must be up to something!
1952 Art: Vernon Green Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Just the Right Amount of Happy: John Lustig
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↓ TranscriptSCENE: A young woman is talking to a stern-looking older woman.
YOUNG WOMAN: Your husband is cheating on you? Do you have any proof?
OLDER WOMAN: No! But he’s too happy! He must be up to something!
1952 Art: Vernon Green Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Just the Right Amount of Happy: John Lustig
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by John | Jan 12, 2021 | Uncategorized
Art by Dick Giordano from I Love You #44, Feb. 1963
Transcript:
SCENE: A man and a woman dancing at a party. In the background, a second man has his hands on his hips and is sternly lecturing them.
SECOND MAN: You got married…on a first date? Again?!! That does it! No more Last Kiss comics for you, young lady!
CAPTION: Surgeon General’s Warning:
Reading Last Kiss corrupts morals and can be dangerously silly! Stop reading now–or you could end up married, pregnant or both!
1963 Art: Dick Giordano Color: Allen Freeman
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↓ TranscriptSCENE: A man and a woman dancing at a party. In the background, a second man has his hands on his hips and is sternly lecturing them.
SECOND MAN: You got married...on a first date? Again?!! That does it! No more Last Kiss comics for you, young lady!
CAPTION: Surgeon General’s Warning:
Reading Last Kiss corrupts morals and can be dangerously silly! Stop reading now--or you could end up married, pregnant or both!
1963 Art: Dick Giordano Color: Allen Freeman
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