Instead of Marrying You…

Instead of Marrying You…

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Jim Aparo from the cover of Ghostly Tales #76, Nov. 1969. Charlton Comics.

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Scene man with his back turned to us is looking at and holding a very shocked woman by the shoulders.

MAN: Instead of marrying you, I’m marrying your mom!

WOMAN: So I guess this means you won’t have to keep asking...who’s your daddy...every time we have sex!

1969 Art: Jim Aparo New Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Not Your Daddy: John Lustig

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The Secret to Marital Bliss?

The Secret to Marital Bliss?

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by John Tartaglione from the story “The Sea Green Eyes!” in First Kiss #5, Sept. 1958. Charlton. The story begins on Page 28.

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Closeup of a man and woman talking.

MAN: The secret to our happy marriage? I trust you--always!

WOMAN: And I trust you too!

WOMAN (thinking): Sometimes.

1958 Art: John Tartaglione Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Trusty, Lusty Writer: John Lustig

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Coitus? Confusion!

Coitus? Confusion!

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Vince Colletta Studio in the story “Surprise Party” in First Kiss #40, 1965. Published by Charlton. The story begins on Page 3.

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SCENE: Two young women. One is wearing a bra and fixing her hair at a mirror. The other is wearing a negligee.

WOMAN IN BRA: Gee! You haven’t slept over since the night you and Bob broke up!

WOMAN IN NEGLIGEE: I didn’t sleep over that night!

WOMAN IN BRA: Really? I’m sure I slept with one of you!

1965 Art: Vince Colletta Studio
Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writing in My Sleep: John Lustig

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Never Married

Never Married

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “Girl Meets Boy!” in First Kiss #11, Nov. 1959. Published by Charlton. The story begins on Page 3.

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MAN: No, I’ve never been married!

WOMAN: I can fix that!

1959 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Married and Fixed: John Lustig

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Shhh! It’s a Secret!

Shhh! It’s a Secret!

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Vince Colletta from the story “Involuntary Bride” from First Kiss #40, January 1965. Charlton. The story begins on Page 24.

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SCENE: Woman in the foreground with one hand to her forehead as if she has a headache or is troubled. In the background, a man looks on.

MAN: Honest! I’m only slightly married!

WOMAN: But you have five kids!

MAN: I do? %$#@! I hope my wife doesn’t find out!

1965 Art: Vince Colletta Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Secretly Married: John Lustig

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