Blue Is the Color of My True Love’s…

Blue Is the Color of My True Love’s…

The readers have spoken. Reaction–both here and on GoComics–to Friday’s He-She comic–was overwhelmingly positive. You folks want more comics with the original, vintage dialogue–as long as those comics are truly weird.

I need to search my archives and plan this out. But more weirdness is coming sometime in the next few weeks!

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More Last Kiss fun from Tony Isabella & Diego Jourdan Pereira!

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art possibly by Robert Webb. From Secret Romances #13, 1958. Superior Comics. (No link because the original comic is not online.)

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MAN: Goll-ee, that lady’s hair is as blue as my balls!
MAN: Maybe you gals can help me out with that?
WOMAN: Put on the brakes, slick!
WOMAN: But if you can keep it in your pants…
WOMAN: ...we might let you watch!

1958 Art: Robert Webb? Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer: Tony Isabella
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Are You Thinking What I’m Thinking?

Are You Thinking What I’m Thinking?

My thanks for the joke to Last Kiss super fan fine jams and jellies since 1982!

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “The Gay Deception” in First Kiss #8, April 1959. Published by Charlton.

Curious to see more? Click the link above to read the entire vintage comic book for free on ComicBookPlus.com.

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WOMAN: Oh, darling, are you thinking what I’m thinking?

MAN: If you’re imagining Hugh Jackman naked then... YES!

1959 Art: Vince Colletta Studio New Color: Allen Freeman
Imagining Better Jokes: Fine Jams & John Lustig
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Dear Penthouse…

Dear Penthouse…

More Last Kiss fun with “fine jams and jellies since 1982!” Thanks, Jams!

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WOMAN (with a writing pen--thinking): Dear Penthouse,
I never thought I’d be writing this letter. But my honeymoon with Rick was so boring! All he wanted to do was have sex...and mostly with me! But then this cute hotel maid came in! And--
WOW! Suddenly I wasn’t a bit bored...

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1959 Art: Vince Colletta New Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Honorary Penthouse Editors: John Lustig & “fine jams and jellies since 1982”

Super Duper Dates

Super Duper Dates

More Last Kiss fun from Tony Isabella & Diego Jourdan Pereira!

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Vince Colletta from the story “Involuntary Bride” from First Kiss #40, Jan. 1965.

Curious to see more? Click the link above to read the entire vintage comic book for free on ComicBookPlus.com.

The Sex Was Incredible, But…

The Sex Was Incredible, But…

More fun from Tony Isabella & Diego Jourdan Pereira!

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Jill Elgin in the Girl Commandos in Speed Comics #29, Nov. 1943. Published by Harvey Comics.

Curious to see more? Click the link above to read the entire vintage comic book for free on ComicBookPlus.com.

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SCENE: Woman lying in bed at night thinking. Next to her is another woman in bed--sleeping.

WOMAN: The sex was incredible! But when I wanted to cuddle...she rolled over and went to sleep! I might as well start dating men again!

1943 Art: Jill Elgin Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer: Tony Isabella

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