by John | Aug 6, 2015 | Uncategorized
Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “The Girl Next Door” in FIRST KISS #3, 1958.
Transcript:
MAN: So you’ve been in a good relationship before?
WOMAN: Sure! My divorce attorney is great!
Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman
©2015 Last Kiss Inc.
3.2.2.4
↓ TranscriptMAN: So you’ve been in a good relationship before?
WOMAN: Sure! My divorce attorney is great!
Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman
©2015 Last Kiss Inc.
3.2.2.4
by John | Apr 28, 2015 | Uncategorized
↓ TranscriptWOMAN: You're a monster! evil oozes from your pores!
MAN: Actually, I'm just a lawyer! But thanks for the compliment!
Art: John Tartaglione Color: Allen Freeman
©2009 Last Kiss Inc
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by John | Sep 14, 2010 | Uncategorized
In my previous comic, I had a couple getting married. It was (for me) an unusually sweet moment.
But today? Ack! We’re wallowing in the worst of wedded woes!
What can I say? Romantic comedy is a brutal business.
↓ TranscriptWOMAN: Marriage is a beautiful thing! But with the right lawyer...so is alimony!
by John | Jun 15, 2009 | Uncategorized
I’m running a golden oldie today as I get caught up on my schedule. The interesting thing about this comic is that it’s always been wildly popular…with all the lawyers I know. And you probably thought they didn’t have a sense of humor…
↓ TranscriptWOMAN (to man): You can't fool me! You're a monster! I can feel the evil oozing from your pores!
MAN: Actually, I'm just a lawyer! But thanks for the compliment!
by John | Jun 5, 2009 | Uncategorized
This comic now available in German.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman looking with astonishment at a smiling man (her husband) and a smiling woman (her lawyer):
WIFE: My husband and lawyer! What are they doing here?
LAWYER: Great news! I’ve negotiated your divorce settlement! You get the car and the kids! And he gets the house…and me!