by John | Sep 29, 2009 | Uncategorized
You must remember this
A kiss is just a kiss, a sigh is just a sigh.
The fundamental things apply
As time goes by.
And when two lovers woo
Their tongues swap spit it’s true!
On that you can rely
No matter what the future brings
As time goes by.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Man and woman kissing.
Woman (thinking): Golly! He uses more tongue than my dog!
by John | Aug 12, 2009 | Uncategorized
So, if he wants a second kiss, the first one better be great!
↓ TranscriptPANEL 1:
MAN: You try to resist, But you’re curious! Will I always be a jerk...
PANEL 2:
MAN: Or will your love transform me...into Prince Charming?
WOMAN: I’ll risk a kiss! maybe you’ll turn into a frog...and hop away!
by John | Jul 15, 2009 | Uncategorized
I don’t know if you found today’s comic funny, but I’m going to pretend that you did. Now I’m pretending that everyone is telling me how funny it is. You’re so kind. Thank you. (It would be rude if I didn’t pretend to be grateful!) No, really. You’re too kind!
↓ TranscriptMAN #1 (to woman sitting at a booth having an ice cream soda): What if I pretend to flirt with you?
WOMAN: Then I'll pretend to sleep with you!
MAN #2 (sitting beside woman): Gosh! You only pretended to kiss me!
by John | Mar 12, 2005 | Uncategorized
This comic now available in German.
by John | Jan 31, 2004 | Uncategorized
