by John | Sep 2, 2010 | Uncategorized
That’s some kiss!!!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: A man and a woman embracing right after a kiss.
WOMAN: Gosh! I forgot the kids…for five whole seconds!
MAN: We've got kids?
by John | May 13, 2010 | Uncategorized
This is the last single-panel gag I’ll be running for awhile. Starting Monday (May 17) I’ll be switching over to a three-week-long continuing story. And Last Kiss will appear twice as often–six times a week.
Why am I doing this? You can wait and find out Monday. Or you can read my blog now and find out!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Man and woman kissing passionately.
WOMAN: At last...I’m in love with only one man at a time!
MAN: Jeepers! Is it anyone I know?
by John | May 11, 2010 | Uncategorized
I could save a bundle tipping this way!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: A woman stands in the doorway of a hotel room, looking in with displeasure as man inside kisses someone (could be a woman or a man) who is apparently a hotel employee.
WOMAN (thinks): Oh, honey! can’t you just tip for room service like everyone else?
MAN: (thinks): Hmm! Four-star service indeed!
by John | Mar 7, 2010 | Uncategorized
And then I’ll pretend I believe you…
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman looks up at man just before they kiss.
WOMAN: Just kiss me, you big phony! And this time…pretend you mean it!
by John | Dec 13, 2009 | Uncategorized
You can never have enough mistletoe…
↓ TranscriptSCENE: A smiling woman fantasizes about kissing a man (we see her envisioning the kiss in a thought balloon over her head.)
WOMAN: Really? I’m under the mistletoe? I had no idea!
