Holiday Tall Tail

Holiday Tall Tail

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CAPTION: Angling for more Holiday Spirit? Rejoice!

FISH (a cod) WEARING A SANTA CAP: Ho! Ho! Ho!

CAPTION: Santa Cods are coming to town!

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Lucky Friday the 13th

Lucky Friday the 13th

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art probably by Matt Baker. From the story “Dungaree Doll” in First Love Illustrated #89, Nov. 1962. Harvey Comics. (Likely a reprint from an earlier romance comic.)

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SMILING MAN: For luck On Friday the 13th...I always wear my lucky underwear!

SMILING WOMAN: For luck...I don’t wear any at all!

SMILING MAN: Lucky me!

1962 Art: Probably by Matt Baker New Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Unlucky Underwear Salesman: John Lustig

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Black Friday 2024

Black Friday 2024

Just to be clear, while the person who went on a shopping spree in this cartoon is a woman, it could’ve just as easily been a guy. For example, a guy like me.

I think many of us with Y chromosomes can be equally loose with our money. For example, even if you disregard comic books–which obviously are crucial to my survival–it’s entirely possible that I may have overspent once, twice or a thousand times over the years.

(Although I’m more practical and careful these days, I almost never go shopping on Black Friday. I don’t need the hassle and I can’t afford to save too much money on bargains!)

As for this art, it really jumped out to me when I was trying to come up with a Black Friday gag. The gag materialized as soon as I saw the art. So I went with it. And, I’ll admit, I had a lot of fun doing so.

Original Vintage Art & Text

Pencils possibly by Matt Baker. Art is from the Glory Forbes story in Rangers Comics #37, Oct. 1947. Published by Fiction House.

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SCENE: Woman wearing a pink, fur coat that looks from expensive. In the foreground, a hand is pushing open a door.

WOMAN: Honey, I saved you a ton of money today! I hope you can afford it!

1947 Pencils possibly by Matt Baker New Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
A cheapskate at any price: John Lustig

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Happy Thanksgiving

Happy Thanksgiving

At the risk of sounding gooey, sentimental–and less witty than I pretend to be–I want to say something serious. I have a lot of things and people to be thankful for this Thanksgiving. But I’m particularly thankful for you my readers.

Without you I’d just be pretending to be witty to myself. And I’d probably get bored and stop listening to myself pretty quickly. So thank you. I hope you all have pleasant, safe and even great Thanksgivings!

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SCENE: Photo of a young boy at a dining table eyeing a cooked turkey on a platter on the table.

BOY (thinking): Dear God,
I know I said I was going vegan...and I will. But not tonight!

Happy Thanksgiving

Photo from Getty Images Grateful: John Lustig

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Turkey Lust

Turkey Lust

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SCENE: A male turkey and a female turkey are shown with a farm in the background.

MALE TURKEY: I’ll love you as long as I live!

FEMALE TURKEY (thinking): <Sigh> Every Thanksgiving Eve it’s the same thing...another one-night stand!

Turkey images by “Artists Eyes” & Dulcey Lima at Unsplash
Two-Night Stands, One Bed: John Lustig

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